I'm married 30 years to a wonderful women. But I'm not dead yet, her ass is amazing!
Mike
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I'm married 30 years to a wonderful women. But I'm not dead yet, her ass is amazing!
Mike
Chicks that are tattooed like that are not very often, loyal marrying type women. A couple tattoos usually don't matter. Big full coverage like that, it's rare, to be marriage material.
They sure are fun though!!
That is a big butt, a gloriously big delicious butt. ?
Don’t you guys know I’m an assistant moderator and have edit privileges on the forum. My actual title is assistant to the regional manager (MotherTucker) and my real name is Dwight.Goddammit, I'm gonna figgur out how yer doin' that one way or te other if doesn't kill me......fuk stick !
You are crackin' me up, but at the same time, yer being annoying as shit......
Modifying original posts in his reply, including usernames.........just figured out how. Was overthinking it, it's simple. Variation on the old "FIFY" schtick.
It is funny, Dirty Dog caught me not paying attention a couple times.....
168 can be a sneaky fucker if he will stop huffing pink Krylon for a few minutes, you may want to go back and look closer.Modifying original posts in his reply, including usernames.........just figured out how. Was overthinking it, it's simple. Variation on the old "FIFY" schtick.
It is funny, Dirty Dog caught me not paying attention a couple times.....
please tell me you have another angle on this because my brain is melting trying to figure it out
um, ozzy osbourne? james hetfield? mick jager and kieth richards? and that is without even thinking.
cobain was a guy that quit. he could have made a real difference if he had chose to. instead, he just quit. i can not hype or respect that. he was a amateur compared to these other living legends of the music world.
Well we know he was a good shooter, he sure didn't have any problem hitting his target....
In case anyone missed the above reference... Not that there are any of those here. At least not since certain folks were banned...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Apparently, someone is not happy about T-shirts at their elementary school... Teachers Union in full melt-down.
Personally, I want to give this kid a full scholarship to the engineering school of his choice!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Personally, I want to give this kid a full scholarship to the engineering school of his choice!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Sarge, you made my weekend with this one. That's fucking hilarious! I'm pouring a drink in your honor.
Here's to you , you sick bastard. Thanks for the laughs!
Mike
Marrried with that fat skank pushing out babies.... Pathetic... but will you bet against me?
Cheers,
Sirhr
You’re not wrong.......evidenced by the fact that he got on that gol ‘danged contraption with her in the first place. I bet the only faster ride he’s ever had is an erection exiting ejection offa the top of her after she’s had her way with him.
How the fuck am I supposed to follow a post like that?
I love this. I just sent it to the son of a friend of mine who joined the Marine Corps. about a year ago. Right after he turned 18 he was in the shop and all the old guys were sitting around discussing the finer points of the art of eating pussy. He was sincerely getting grossed out. I said, "You can't be serious. You are getting grossed out by the thought of muff diving?" He said, "I don't know how you old fuckers can do that, it's gross". I said, "Boy you better learn and quickly, and when you are eating pussy stick your thumb up her rear and stir the giblets. When you come up for air you better be smiling and your face, from ear to ear and forehead to neck, better look like the inside of a sticky bun wrapper." You could see the color leaving his face, we thought he was going to puke right there. He sat there for a little bit then got up and slowly walked out of the room.
For 1J, he will probably find a use for it soon............
Jesus, did he need a cane or a walker ? (You almost can't be serious.....?).
I am serious he almost got physically sick. He did turn out to be a decent Marine though. He has gotten to the point he can almost mop up rain as fast as it comes down. He also has a REALLY good looking girl friend so he is doing something right.
So many possibilities to edit a post exist here. I just can't do it. I will wait for Dirty D and see if he will in his infinite, assistant moderator, wisdom.
Awesome. A buddy I worked with for like 14 yrs was a Marine. Entered the service when he was 16 or 17. Mom signed him in. Ended up DI. Hated us talking about eating at the Y. We'd usually strike it up bout the time he'd chow . Pissed him off more than omly a few dozens of times.
Then a couple guys allegedly started a rumor in dispatch, where one of my Sisters worked, that he was raped in Bootcamp.
One of the Gals seriously got teary eyed from the story. Felt so sorry for him. Then the 2 guys just went back into the Jail.I believe it was like 4 days later when it got back to him. Then it happened. I'll say he didn't stand a chance. He was like a pissed red faced 260lbs against a combined 550. He bit off more than he could chew, god love'm.
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This is great, I turn the volume way up and make the kids listen to it.
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Complete waste of cellulose acetate, no titty twisters, no crotch grabs, no hair pulling, totally fake chick fight, and then no squirting blood when the head comes off.
This is the best Friday 13th kill
