Prepare now

[10ring'r]

Fuk, The wife and I, had to do a small amount shopping yesterday, wanted 1 or 2 bottles of hand sanitiser for the truck/car and do ya think we could find any? Nope! I guess, since we didn't prepare properly, I need to get ahold of that dude in Tn., with the garage stash and pay him $70.00 a bottle. People are just F'n nuts! Don't understand the thing with TP, this shit is an upper-respiratory illness. So you're not going to be seated on the toilet, unless you're dumping a lung, you're going to be hacking crap, or blowing your nose, or maybe, according to the MSM, not breathing at all. I guess, you could use the TP to blow your nose with, but not the TP I use, it would tear your nose, right off your face! Brings back the memories of the TP shortage in '73 along with the gas lines of '73-'74, then there was the gas shortages/lines of '79-'80. Been there, done that. Mac

 

[HogsLife]

I have been told by a reliable source within the military that a nationwide quarantine will be imposed by Homeland & Trump within the next 48 hours. It will follow the Italian model. Prepare to work from home (if possible) and for major inconvenience.

 

[Jscb1b]

Local wallymart got a pallet of ass wipe. They had 8 cops guarding it. For Fucks Sake!

 

[supercorndogs]

Fuk, The wife and I, had to do a small amount shopping yesterday, wanted 1 or 2 bottles of hand sanitiser for the truck/car and do ya think we could find any? Nope! I guess, since we didn't prepare properly, I need to get ahold of that dude in Tn., with the garage stash and pay him $70.00 a bottle. People are just F'n nuts! Don't understand the thing with TP, this shit is an upper-respiratory illness. So you're not going to be seated on the toilet, unless you're dumping a lung, you're going to be hacking crap, or blowing your nose, or maybe, according to the MSM, not breathing at all. I guess, you could use the TP to blow your nose with, but not the TP I use, it would tear your nose, right off your face! Brings back the memories of the TP shortage in '73 along with the gas lines of '73-'74, then there was the gas shortages/lines of '79-'80. Been there, done that. Mac

We are playing mummies with our 10 pallets of toilet paper. Figured it would be a boring couple weeks.

 

[Zeroit]

So I think my wife is a little late to the prepper game, the other day she said she ordered "some" toilet paper online, she said they are industrial sized and you'll have to build a rack.
Also said it's about 27500 feet, my response was is it quilted, double ply, single?I don't know?
I said you know that's roughly 5 fucking miles of tp!
Then I thought when she uses tp it sounds like a general electric mini gun spinning, so maybe a good thing.
She never said the cost, and I didn't ask.

So for the pics or it didn't happen crowd.
Here's what 5 miles of tp looks like.
High quality no-ply.
No fucking physical hole through it, just indentations.

 

[SawtoothShooter]

So for the pics or it didn't happen crowd.
Here's what 5 miles of tp looks like.
High quality no-ply.
No fucking physical hole through it, just indentations.View attachment 7277679

Well have fun with that 120 grit for your bunghole

 

[Snuby642]

This virus isn’t what scaring me. It’s the government and liberal response to this that’s going to set the “new normal” of threat response. The constitution is toilet paper.

"The constitution is toilet paper."?
Wtf, that's blastfamy.

A lot of sacrifices for that document.

 

[OldSalty]

So for the pics or it didn't happen crowd.
Here's what 5 miles of tp looks like.
High quality no-ply.
No fucking physical hole through it, just indentations.View attachment 7277679

Holy shit!

Figuratively speaking.

 

[Zuul]

So for the pics or it didn't happen crowd.
Here's what 5 miles of tp looks like.
High quality no-ply.
No fucking physical hole through it, just indentations.View attachment 7277679

Well if you ever wanted to polish your hemorrhoids this is the stuff to get the new car shine. I’m pretty sure prisons and whore houses use a softer blend.

 

[Snuby642]

Looks military grade to me.

Damn I hated that stuff.

 

[isofahunter]

My Watch must be broken because no news of National Quarantine here yet.

 

[SD Carpenter]

Meanwhile people are finding out you can't buy a gun online and have it shipped to your house lol

 

[Snuby642]

So on NBC news saw tax filings now due July 15.

Can anyone confirm?

May benifit me.

 

[myronman3]

Perhaps check the IRS’s website? Not that the asshat’s (me included) dont know their bananas.....but i’d rather go with info off their website than info off a forum.

 

[goosed]

So on NBC news saw tax filings now due July 15.

Can anyone confirm?

May benifit me.

Fairly certain you still have to file by April 15th, but any payments can be deferred until July 15th

 

[Ravenworks]

That’s @1J04 in drag, he/she/xe likes to dress up.

I seen some down, so maybe Dippy was involved
Pigeons snitch on ya all the time

 

[Ravenworks]

Dippy don’t snitch

But them Pigeons do

 

[SSG69]

File by July 15 now.

 

[OldSalty]

Irs website.

"March 18, 2020

The Treasury Department and the Internal Revenue Service are providing special payment relief to individuals and businesses in response to the COVID-19 Outbreak. The filing deadline for tax returns remains April 15, 2020. The IRS urges taxpayers who are owed a refund to file as quickly as possible. For those who can't file by the April 15, 2020 deadline, the IRS reminds individual taxpayers that everyone is eligible to request a six-month extension to file their return"

Payment Deadline Extended to July 15, 2020 | Internal Revenue Service

March 21, 2020 - The Treasury Department and the Internal Revenue Service are providing special payment relief to individuals and businesses in response to the COVID-19 Outbreak.

www.irs.gov

 

[Nik H]

How do I miss these......

 

[HogsLife]

Well if you ever wanted to polish your hemorrhoids this is the stuff to get the new car shine. I’m pretty sure prisons and whore houses use a softer blend.

 

[acudaowner]

 

[SSG69]

U.S. Extends Individual Tax Filing Deadline from April 15 to July 15

The U.S. will extend the individual tax filing deadline until July 15 from April 15, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said.

www.wsj.com

 

[Snuby642]

My wifes " muli- pass " or if swartanager "mi passe "

 

[Basher]

View attachment 7277873

 

[OldSalty]

U.S. Extends Individual Tax Filing Deadline from April 15 to July 15

The U.S. will extend the individual tax filing deadline until July 15 from April 15, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said.

www.wsj.com

The filing deadline per the irs.gov website is still 4/15.

If you owe taxes then the payment deadline has been extended to 7/15.

The above is still the latest on the official irs.gov website at the time of this post.

I suggest to check it regularly for the official information and not rely on media sources.

Coronavirus tax relief and economic impact payments | Internal Revenue Service

We are offering help for individuals, families, businesses, tax-exempt organizations and others – including health plans – affected by coronavirus (COVID-19).

www.irs.gov

 

[goosed]

The filing deadline per the irs.gov website is still 4/15.

If you owe taxes then the payment deadline has been extended to 7/15.

The above is still the latest on the official irs.gov website at the time of this post.

I suggest to check it regularly for the official information and not rely on media sources.

Coronavirus tax relief and economic impact payments | Internal Revenue Service

We are offering help for individuals, families, businesses, tax-exempt organizations and others – including health plans – affected by coronavirus (COVID-19).

www.irs.gov

Wait what????

The Wall Street Journal quoting a Twitter post isn't an official information source?

Who knew...

 

[Snuby642]

This crisis is getting bad.
They shut down my range.
My wifes competitions, rifle, pistol and her bowling league.

She is now deemed critical industry employee gets a two dollar an hour temporary bonus and driving pass.

She is picking up shifts all she wants.

Snubbs gets to do extra house work.
Wish some reloading supplies would become available and stare out the window.

 

[jinxx4ever]

reported shut down rest stops on I-80 in nebraska, the TP was being stolen

 

[kenny1773]

What is going to happen as this disease hits police forces?

Detroit maybe the first? or one of the first reporting?

I don't think I want to imagine a place like Detroit without police

7 Detroit police officers test positive for COVID-19, 196 under quarantine

Detroit Police Chief James Craig said seven members of the department have tested positive for COVID-19 and another 196 are under quarantine.

www.wxyz.com

 

[HogsLife]

What is going to happen as this disease hits police forces?

Detroit maybe the first? or one of the first reporting?

I don't think I want to imagine a place like Detroit without police

7 Detroit police officers test positive for COVID-19, 196 under quarantine

Detroit Police Chief James Craig said seven members of the department have tested positive for COVID-19 and another 196 are under quarantine.

www.wxyz.com

LEO’s have decided to social distance as well. The frisks, searches and pat downs are now on the “honor system”.

Leo : give me your word you have no weapons or paraphernalia....

Perp : nope, I’m good

Leo : okay cool. Go ahead and hop in the backseat please...

Perp : Yes sir Officer

 

[clcustom1911]

If you shoot enough without earpro the tinnitus will drown out the voices.

My tinnitus tells me you are correct. The dog whistle of voices LOL.

 

[HogsLife]

My tinnitus tells me you are correct. The dog whistle of voices LOL.

fact! Wife hates it...?

 

[Bradu]

It says shelter in place unless you need to go to the:

Doctor
Grocery shopping
For a walk/jog
Laundromat
Get take out food
Go to work


?

A guy I'm friends with on Facebook thinks this is martial law ???

 

[clcustom1911]

A guy I'm friends with on Facebook thinks this is martial law ???

Idiots.

 

[Bradu]

Idiots.

He is such a conspiracy theorist at this point, all he goes by is the Qanon shit and wants to believe it's martial law so it goes along with their plan?‍

 

[atepointer]