It says shelter in place unless you need to go to the:
Doctor
Grocery shopping
For a walk/jog
Laundromat
Get take out food
Go to work
?
Um.....
Um....
I got nothing.
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It says shelter in place unless you need to go to the:
Doctor
Grocery shopping
For a walk/jog
Laundromat
Get take out food
Go to work
?
I'm guessing you can do all the regular-ish things you can do... except.... uh..... yeah.Um.....
Um....
I got nothing.
I'm guessing you can do all the regular-ish things you can do... except.... uh..... yeah.
This is the worst shelter in place order I have ever seen.
Par for the course in California
#BigFactsIf you shoot enough without earpro the tinnitus will drown out the voices.
You forgot going out to shit on the sidewalk.It says shelter in place unless you need to go to the:
Doctor
Grocery shopping
For a walk/jog
Laundromat
Get take out food
Go to work
?
I have been told by a reliable source within the military that a nationwide quarantine will be imposed by Homeland & Trump within the next 48 hours. It will follow the Italian model. Prepare to work from home (if possible) and for major inconvenience.
It says shelter in place unless you need to go to the:
Doctor
Grocery shopping
For a walk/jog
Laundromat
Get take out food
Go to work
?
Look mother fucker, YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY HARDER!!! The premise is unimaginative, your tag line sucks balls, working from home is something most people actually want to do, and this... "major inconvenience"??? WTF does that mean? Do you mean to conjure images of empty shelves where shit paper abounded just a week ago? You fell well short of even that. You get a F. And that is being generous because I pity you.
I am bored to fucking tears with this shit. I am so over-prepped that I wish I had less pre-prepped-shit so I could share some of the anxiety felt by the panicked masses that seem to exist all over the internet. Never in a million years did I think I would share the fantasies of whatever the fuck you call all those people who wish for a zombie apocalypse, but I am now on board with them. 100%.
While out walking the dogs at 0300 yesterday morning, because I was so bored I couldn't sleep, I found myself bored with watching a few owls through the PVS-14. I love watching owls on the hunt at night. So I just kept walking, aimlessly, hoping for some COVID zombies to jump out at me or to find a puppy that needed to be rescued from a sewer. No fucking luck. Then I found myself only a few miles from the shop. And a non-boring idea struck me. After two years of ownership never once has my Mustang been to my house as I keep it at the shop.
So I loaded up the dogs and drove to the creepy cul de sac on which I live. Most of us have jobs that allow us to work from home, which is what I have been doing for two interminably boring weeks. Headlights out, NODs on. I doubt any of my neighbors have ever enjoyed the sound of screaming Cloyes gears, but they sure as fuck have now. The guy immediately to the east of my house has all sorts of cameras, but by the time I passed by his driveway the street was so full of smoke I could barely see so I don't think he could have captured the license plate. I made two passes to make sure no one doubted the sounds they wear hearing.
One dog was spread eagle on the rear floor, another was gripping onto the seat and howling a howl that portended the collective doom spewed by Anderson Cooper and the NYT editorial board.
When I got home the police had already left and my wife was both un-pissed and un-bored. To her and all my neighbors I say, your welcome very much.
Not sure what I will do for an encore.
Now get up from the keyboard, take a nice stretch, a deep breath, and go try harder, mother fucker.
Look mother fucker, YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY HARDER!!! The premise is unimaginative, your tag line sucks balls, working from home is something most people actually want to do, and this... "major inconvenience"??? WTF does that mean? Do you mean to conjure images of empty shelves where shit paper abounded just a week ago? You fell well short of even that. You get a F. And that is being generous because I pity you.
I am bored to fucking tears with this shit. I am so over-prepped that I wish I had less pre-prepped-shit so I could share some of the anxiety felt by the panicked masses that seem to exist all over the internet. Never in a million years did I think I would share the fantasies of whatever the fuck you call all those people who wish for a zombie apocalypse, but I am now on board with them. 100%.
While out walking the dogs at 0300 yesterday morning, because I was so bored I couldn't sleep, I found myself bored with watching a few owls through the PVS-14. I love watching owls on the hunt at night. So I just kept walking, aimlessly, hoping for some COVID zombies to jump out at me or to find a puppy that needed to be rescued from a sewer. No fucking luck. Then I found myself only a few miles from the shop. And a non-boring idea struck me. After two years of ownership never once has my Mustang been to my house as I keep it at the shop.
So I loaded up the dogs and drove to the creepy cul de sac on which I live. Most of us have jobs that allow us to work from home, which is what I have been doing for two interminably boring weeks. Headlights out, NODs on. I doubt any of my neighbors have ever enjoyed the sound of screaming Cloyes gears, but they sure as fuck have now. The guy immediately to the east of my house has all sorts of cameras, but by the time I passed by his driveway the street was so full of smoke I could barely see so I don't think he could have captured the license plate. I made two passes to make sure no one doubted the sounds they wear hearing.
One dog was spread eagle on the rear floor, another was gripping onto the seat and howling a howl that portended the collective doom spewed by Anderson Cooper and the NYT editorial board.
When I got home the police had already left and my wife was both un-pissed and un-bored. To her and all my neighbors I say, your welcome very much.
Not sure what I will do for an encore.
Now get up from the keyboard, take a nice stretch, a deep breath, and go try harder, mother fucker.
it is good laughing material watching the Foilers in the Pit. the last few weeks have been chock-full of overreactions and a feast for the gullible.come on now, you have to allow them to give us some laughs .
some of these guys are 1 sheet of aluminum foil away from a rubber room!
The only direct "problem" we have right now is the UK is now shut down. The wife's mum isn't in the best of health and a travel ban would be a bit of a situation if Mum were to die.
Wife's friend in Denmark has the Wuhan crud, and has been quarantined. She said it's like a bad cold.
That's all I got.
OK just so I'm not misunderstanding here. You are saying because you are going to be teleworking from home that implies a national quarantine is definitely going to happen? Or excuse me "this shit is happening".
Ok well that's why I asked for clarification as I might be 'misunderstanding'. I was not clear if you meant 'this shit is happening' was about just your little sphere or you believed the super secret intel from the OP on a national level we'd all be quarantined in 48 hours to our homes. Apparently you meant just where you live.you can interpret it however you want to ma'am.
all I was saying is we've never shut down for a "virus" before and this is a small town for the "panic spread" to happen in. you can take it for what it's worth. I missed the part where I said there was going to be a "national quarantine"
typical CNN clowns.
We're being told when the quarantine starts we have to take a few Inmates home with us. I just hope we get to pick'm cuz the dude in Padded is whack!![]()
1J04 may be ugly enough to make Amtrak take a dirt road but he has soft hands.
Lol I literally had this same message passed to me last Friday........
I played Black Sabath backwards at 78 speed and I saw God. So I asked him about corona and he said he needed to check with Thies before he could answer.Hi,
Ohio postpones primary election.....C-Virus will be finished and all stores back to fully stocked by the middle of next week.
Sincerely,
Theis
I watch a lot of Cops, walking dead, the movie outbreak, and I have a lot of experience with washing hands. If you play the recent Trump news conference backwards you can hear the correct episode of South Park to watch which if watched backwards tells you the exact location the CIA released the virus.
And fuck the squirrels.Don't let them in your barn Larry, they will fucking steal your Christmas lights
If you shoot enough without earpro the tinnitus will drown out the voices.
I think where's Bruce's Intel guy had to kill him for leaking such top secret info to the likes of us......
Hey man I’m tryin to read the address you gave me. Is this a 9 or a 4?I can help with that...
What’s his address? ...oh wait, never mind... got it.
Cleaning crew dispatched.
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And here you are, to save the day and help us keep our feet planted firmly on the ground.it is good laughing material watching the Foilers in the Pit. the last few weeks have been chock-full of overreactions and a feast for the gullible.
And thank you for your foiling! If you are a foiler I don't reconnize you as one though hard to keep track of em all. To be honest it was easy to pick this one out I was immediately skeptical when I received it from an libtard acquaintance well known to indulge in foiling.And here you are, to save the day and help us keep our feet planted firmly on the ground.
What a spectacular miracle, we are beyond grateful for your presence.
Hi,
How in the hell do civilian deckhands telework??
Sincerely,
Theis
Shit, I'd lock the cages, shut the lights off and then put the keys in the middle of one of the pods, in view, as I left the facility. Inmates would probably be better off than the rest of the community, nobody in, nobody out. Sounds perrrrrfect to me. Mac?We're being told when the quarantine starts we have to take a few Inmates home with us. I just hope we get to pick'm cuz the dude in Padded is whack!![]()
The potus just got through with an update and to me sounded better squared away.
Texas NG activated.
This virus isn’t what scaring me. It’s the government and liberal response to this that’s going to set the “new normal” of threat response. The constitution is toilet paper.
You think its only a liberal response? Tell me, what are "red" states doing? Many of the same damn things.
Truth be told, they are all following suit. None of them want to be "that person" who didnt take action, left their state vulnerable, costed lives, etc...oh, and...miss out on all that federal money about to be airlifted in. Its political preservation with a sprinkle of actually trying to protect people as a byproduct.