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Is the OP really Nancy Pelosi?But why do you drink too much and act like a cunt?
I do too. 6 years old. Cold Carling Black Label. Still love it.
Mine had to have been when I was 7 or 8 and came over from Germany. I remember almost everything about that night, yet I can't tell you what I ate 2 days ago.
Mom made goulash. It was way too fucking hot and I had to wait for it to cool down but being that age, I just kept trying to eat it anyways.
Dad was sitting to my right. For no reason at all, I decided to start making comments about how I'm going to drink his beer.
After the 4th or 5th time, my dinner plate starts to hover away from me and the beer ends up where the plate was. Dad says drink it. But he wasn't fucking around, I think he was annoyed and this was punishment lol
I tried it and it was awful. Told him I didn't want it, but oh no, you're drinking it. Got through 2 or 3 more sips, basically gagged and mom took it away and told my dad to leave me alone.
Want to know the epic asshole move that illustrates my entire childhood? When I was 15 or 16, I noticed they had a beer can in their bedroom on a end table that my dad would put change in at the end of the day. It was that can of beer.
Bet their will be regret when he looks back on this today...Perfect morning for a Bloody Mary
Bet their will be regret when he looks back on this today...
Actually not being an asshole now.
Ragerts buddyNo Regerts!
And I was just about to ask if the OP woke up with a sore ass and vaseline between his butt crack.Ragerts buddy
This thread was tame. we pretended to be normal, congrats everyone
Dumb fuck at work told me that after I questioned their use of "Z as in Xylophone".Tomato Tomatoe?
I call skins. I fight like a gladiator, nakedThe non-asshole thing to do would have been to challenge them all to a fist fight.
Dumb fuck at work told me that after I questioned their use of "Z as in Xylophone".
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It's not she was just spelling something over the phoneOkay, now I have to ask. Where do you work that xylophone is a topic?
Your friend wouldn’t be much of a friend if he didn’t tell you to fuck off for being a drunken asshole.So apparently im am asshole when i drink, i cant hear real great and tenktis or whatever, it gets loud sometimes in my head.....i just got told to go home by a childhood friend for being too loud... im drunk, and low, and if ya wanna take swing right now it will do the most damage. I cant think of a time when i have been so low..... its like i snuck up and sabotaged myself.
If he answers the door it's because you're friends.When you go see your friend the next day to find out who busted your lip and he answers the door with a black eye, that's when you've been a real drunk asshole.
Fucking kumbaya drum circle feelings exerciseHOLY HELL.....What just happened here!!!...and I read it all
You're welcomeI think the high point in this was the " ...naked gladiator" or the z in xylophone?
FIFYIf the cops or fire company didn't show up, nothing happened that anyone should hold against you.
Grab a 12 pack of loud mouth soup and go SHIT in his grass.
AppletinisHair of the dog dude. Tomato juice in Coors Lite. Might as well keep this party going. It’s the weekend. Guaranteed Maggot or Bender would come sip some Trulys with you.
I feel you, bro. My hearing sucks and I often get dirty looks for being too loud. If I can’t hear it, my natural response is to assume they don’t and talk louder.So apparently im am asshole when i drink, i cant hear real great and tenktis or whatever, it gets loud sometimes in my head.....i just got told to go home by a childhood friend for being too loud... im drunk, and low, and if ya wanna take swing right now it will do the most damage. I cant think of a time when i have been so low..... its like i snuck up and sabotaged myself.
I'm sad, got any primers?I’m not trying to enable you but PM me your Venmo. I’ll buy you a bottle of Jack for today.
Meh, alcohol. It was this or call his ExTrue men are masochists. OP should have stayed and took the pain and humiliation.
If the ex was DTF then she would have definitely gotten a call.Meh, alcohol. It was this or call his Ex
I think of this thread for some reason:Maybe his buddies where pounding out his Ex. That’s why they wanted him to leave