Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I have the same umbrella (as the kayak). Attaches to my shooting cart and saves my azz on those 95 plus days. You young guys will get there.
Can I hire you to do my shower twice daily? Oh, also the inside of my windshield.
Worked for Carlos and Chuck.Isn't that the one where the bullets begin to tumble, or just drop from the air just after 800 yards?
You are proving their point. The reason there is a warning in owners manuals about drinking batteries is because the previous generation let their kids drink car batteries, then sued for it which caused the placement of the warning in the first place. And my generation doesn’t need to tune valves anymore because most engines are engineered to accomplish that task automatically now. Again smarter than the previous generation.
We already had that with Woodrow Wilson’s wife when he had a stroke, could end up similar if we didn’t have the 25th amendment, instead we get Kamala. Joy.
Technically, related inventions. She who wears the (excellent) jeans, also makes the sandwiches.
I'd Eiffel Tower her if it was the only way. Lock hands with me and don't look into my eyes.
Yea, but did God you the sense not to pull the trigger???? That's the question!
Look at the storage he made by installing it like that. I bet a cat would love to have that too.
There's dumb and then there's stupid, then you have this guy!
That's so true. Not just about autombiles but everything in life. Did they actually have to put a warning label on Tide Pods???
That is one of the stupidest comments I have ever read on SH. You know so little, that if you knew a tiny bit of engineering you would be embarrassed by your statement.
Whatever your craft....master it...
Judging by the mound in the mirror, I'd say she's not Joe. But if you want to pretend it's him, don't let me stop you.
Yeah, but can you imagine the weekend he must have had?
One Friday evening, an elderly man walked into a jewelry store with a gorgeous young lady at his side.
The man told the jeweler he would like a very special ring to give to his girlfriend.
The jeweler did some searching and then presented the man with a beautiful $5,000 ring.
"I'm not sure you quite understand," the old man said when he saw the item. "I need something more special than that."
The delighted jeweler then went over to his exclusive stock and came back with another ring.
"Here's an exceptional piece for only $40,000," he told the old man. He saw as the young lady's eye widened and her body trembled with excitement.
The old man seemed satisfied. He told the jeweler: "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made.
The old man said he would be paying by cheque. He then noted, "I Know you have to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it out now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds are there.
"I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said. "Does that work for you?" The jeweler was fine with the arrangement.
On Monday morning, a very disgruntled jeweler called up the old man and told him, "There's no money in the account!"
The old man responded, "I know, but can you imagine the weekend I just had?"
Isn't that the London Bridge....?I'd Eiffel Tower her if it was the only way. Lock hands with me and don't look into my eyes.
This one made me chuckle pretty good. That crazy Emmitt Brown and his sidekick McFly.......thats about how their shit would probably run......
