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Best Things of Being in a Relationship (serious, funny, sarcastic, I don't care)

It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:
  • Reset 2 dislocated knees
  • Put in 20+ stitches
  • Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times
I figured she's earned her keep
My wife was an icu nurse and now is a family medicine nurse practitioner so we have that card up our sleeve. This will come in handy in the future too; one son has severe hemophilia, his younger brother cuts a path everywhere he goes with his head, & the one still in the oven will have two older brothers to show him how to be a boy… pray for me
 
What do i miss from being married.... mornings when she would wake up all messy and hot, random kisses from out of nowhere, the smell of hair and perfume. Suprising her bates motel style in the shower with fresh dryer towels, random road trips to museums and junk sales... all i do is work and sleep since she left and im not sad about that.... but there is an entire book of things i cant type that i miss too... just inappropriate.
 
It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:
  • Reset 2 dislocated knees
  • Put in 20+ stitches
  • Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times
I figured she's earned her keep
Oh man, my father in law can hurt himself microwaving popcorn. He’s the best human being on earth, and the best moral guide for my children (he’s actually a pastor, and a good one). His wife and daughter know him well. He just retired and purchased an RV, we bought him a travel grill for the road as a Father’s Day gift. My wife made him a basket to go along with it, full of seasoning, sauces, bandaids, gauze, neosporin.
I feel you.
 
I like having someone who can pick me up and carry me to bed when I'm sick, hurt, or had too much wine.
It's nice.

I may or may not have had two big glasses or strong wine already tonight. And may or may not be contemplating a third.

I may or may not be asking for the bed escort service tonight.

Oooh and foot rubs.
 
I like having someone who can pick me up and carry me to bed when I'm sick, hurt, or had too much wine.
It's nice.

I may or may not have had two big glasses or strong wine already tonight. And may or may not be contemplating a third.

I may or may not be asking for the bed escort service tonight.

Oooh and foot rubs.
hell, go for it. All of it. we ain't gettin' any younger......:eek:
 
hopefully mine really loves me I'm quickly becoming crippled up.

Trying to figure out how to switch to a 6mm round so I can keep shooting. The heavy 308 still don't cut it some days lol.

I wish she shot, but more ammo for me I guess.
 
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It's not half bad having someone around to patch me back up when I injury myself.

To date, the missus has:
  • Reset 2 dislocated knees
  • Put in 20+ stitches
  • Driven my ass to the hospital 3 times
I figured she's earned her keep

This is why having a wife with a medical background is a huge plus. Living/working with cattle, I've had to be cut on and/or stitched on a couple times too.
 
;)
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end my time with you!
 
For me the best part of was moving on and just being done with. Crazy baby momma followed up by the best girlfriend in the world that turned out to be the worlds worst wife. And after that had the craziest cops daughter i could find. Never again. Just not worth the headache.
 
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I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end my time with you!

Don't let your Meatloaf...
 
it's all good till she wakes up wondering why she is with you then devorces you taking everything that is important to you in the process and they call it 1/2 lol best of luck .
 
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As far as I can tell, these days about 99.9% of people out there are fucking insane. It is nice to spend most of my time with one person who isn't. I am sure my wife must feel the same way. :)
 
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