Best Things of Being in a Relationship (serious, funny, sarcastic, I don't care)

Having a very pregnant wife start the nesting process and we spent 3hrs cleaning the bathroom. I’m sure I have brain damage from inhaling all the chemicals needed to clean the shower…
And then you’ll catch the little scamps eating off the floor. It’ll all go out the window soon.
 
And then you’ll catch the little scamps eating off the floor. It’ll all go out the window soon.
Too late, they eat stuff off the floor all the time. And they don’t just pick things off the floor that have been dropped. I’ve watched them drop chips on purpose and eat them like our cats