Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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As a Florida resident, admitted gun ownership isn't the numbers to watch.
It's the ammunition quantities/purchases that are the better indicator of preparedness.
Doesn't do any good to have a collection of firearms, but nothing to feed 'em. Just saying.
It's the ammunition quantities/purchases that are the better indicator of preparedness.
Doesn't do any good to have a collection of firearms, but nothing to feed 'em. Just saying.
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Looks like something Buster Crab drove in Flash Gordon.
Challenge accepted.
A more accurate title "percentage who REPORTED owning guns"
Because there is no way in hell MA owns more guns than NH....guns fucking grow on trees in NH
I can't truly enjoy this because I remember the picture posted here a while ago by you assholes with this kid being compared to a rubber chicken that I laughed my ass off to.
But it's cute they think they know.
If by shake you mean snake it looks like a cobra. King Cobras can be and are regularly kept as pets in India, Cobras do a great job of killing and eating other venomous snakes.
Why did this asshole call us assholes assholes? That was just an asshole thing to do.
I don't think so. This is Dina, per the IMDB
The young lady above has too many freckles. Either that, or someone was very busy with their air brush on this photo.
That explains all the attempts by bats to kill off humans.
Who you calling an asshole, asshole?
GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”
How fucking short is D? Put that fucker in my pocket. I’m a foot taller than you even. LolWho you calling an asshole, asshole?
GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”
I dunno.
i know I dont wanna race him on a bike or have a swim contest.
Or a contest to see who can harpoon the biggest whale at 0100.
He is a good dude and has a racous sense of humor, which I enjoy.
i know I dont wanna race him on a bike or have a swim contest.
Or a contest to see who can harpoon the biggest whale at 0100.
He is a good dude and has a racous sense of humor, which I enjoy.
I hate anyone over 5’1 5/8”!…GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”
It’s illegal to hunt over bait in most states but the Possum Sheriff (you fancy types with all yer teef call em gayme wardens) never seems to notice the Walmart gift cards and stick on butterfly tattoos layin on my lap.
Original, never heard that particular joke before......not even once.....I’m not giving you something to jerk off to. To think I was going to take you to the titty bar and put you in a fat strippers G-string as a tip, not now....Post pics please because I’ve never seen bullshit stacked that high.
I had a cousin that was a little person, he was a dick. Then again, if I walked around smelling assholes all day maybe I would be too.
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Original, never heard that particular joke before......not even once.....I’m not giving you something to jerk off to. To think I was going to take you to the titty bar and put you in a fat strippers G-string as a tip, not now....
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I had a cousin that was a little person, he was a dick. Then again, if I walked around smelling assholes all day maybe I would be too.
That's the most original use of a discarded bait cast net that I've ever seen. Impressive in many ways....although very disturbing.
Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) is the unexplained death, usually during sleep, of a seemingly healthy baby less than a year old. SIDS is sometimes known as crib death because the infants often die in their cribs.
If a baby is forcefully shaken, his or her fragile brain moves back and forth inside the skull. This causes bruising, swelling and bleeding. Shaken baby syndrome usually occurs when a parent or caregiver severely shakes a baby or toddler due to frustration or anger — often because the child won't stop crying.
Holy smokes... India Railways ALCO pattern 3300 HP diesel locomotives (WDM3As and WDM3Ds) smokin' and chuggin' it up on one of the most complex and largest rail networks in the world...
Original, never heard that particular joke before......not even once.....I’m not giving you something to jerk off to. To think I was going to take you to the titty bar and put you in a fat strippers G-string as a tip, not now....
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I had a cousin that was a little person, he was a dick. Then again, if I walked around smelling assholes all day maybe I would be too.
No.... People who drink any "light" beer thinking it's the same as real beer.
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Probably had to buy some new pants as well
I don't get it. It was a white cat.
I've been around hot chicks, strippers, party girls, skanks and whatever long enough that my first thought when seeing all these thot pics is wondering what her completely fucked up ratchet dumpster fire of an apartment/room she rents from a friend looks like and how many hub caps shes lost off of her 1997 honda civic that doesn't have working door locks.
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So judgemental, golly, maybe she is working her way through med school. Has to save every penny she can.
One of the most common things I'd hear from all variety of skank:
'Oh, next year when I go back to college'
Bitch, you've said that every year for 6 years now. If you did that back when you first said it, your ass would have an MBA and not walk around with an extra dress in your purse.
