But it's cute they think they know.
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But it's cute they think they know.
If by shake you mean snake it looks like a cobra. King Cobras can be and are regularly kept as pets in India, Cobras do a great job of killing and eating other venomous snakes.
Why did this asshole call us assholes assholes? That was just an asshole thing to do.
I don't think so. This is Dina, per the IMDB
The young lady above has too many freckles. Either that, or someone was very busy with their air brush on this photo.
That explains all the attempts by bats to kill off humans.
Who you calling an asshole, asshole?
GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”
How fucking short is D? Put that fucker in my pocket. I’m a foot taller than you even. LolWho you calling an asshole, asshole?
GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”
I dunno.
i know I dont wanna race him on a bike or have a swim contest.
Or a contest to see who can harpoon the biggest whale at 0100.
He is a good dude and has a racous sense of humor, which I enjoy.
i know I dont wanna race him on a bike or have a swim contest.
Or a contest to see who can harpoon the biggest whale at 0100.
He is a good dude and has a racous sense of humor, which I enjoy.
I hate anyone over 5’1 5/8”!…GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”
It’s illegal to hunt over bait in most states but the Possum Sheriff (you fancy types with all yer teef call em gayme wardens) never seems to notice the Walmart gift cards and stick on butterfly tattoos layin on my lap.
Original, never heard that particular joke before......not even once.....I’m not giving you something to jerk off to. To think I was going to take you to the titty bar and put you in a fat strippers G-string as a tip, not now....Post pics please because I’ve never seen bullshit stacked that high.
I had a cousin that was a little person, he was a dick. Then again, if I walked around smelling assholes all day maybe I would be too.
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Original, never heard that particular joke before......not even once.....I’m not giving you something to jerk off to. To think I was going to take you to the titty bar and put you in a fat strippers G-string as a tip, not now....
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I had a cousin that was a little person, he was a dick. Then again, if I walked around smelling assholes all day maybe I would be too.
That's the most original use of a discarded bait cast net that I've ever seen. Impressive in many ways....although very disturbing.
Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) is the unexplained death, usually during sleep, of a seemingly healthy baby less than a year old. SIDS is sometimes known as crib death because the infants often die in their cribs.
If a baby is forcefully shaken, his or her fragile brain moves back and forth inside the skull. This causes bruising, swelling and bleeding. Shaken baby syndrome usually occurs when a parent or caregiver severely shakes a baby or toddler due to frustration or anger — often because the child won't stop crying.
Holy smokes... India Railways ALCO pattern 3300 HP diesel locomotives (WDM3As and WDM3Ds) smokin' and chuggin' it up on one of the most complex and largest rail networks in the world...
Original, never heard that particular joke before......not even once.....I’m not giving you something to jerk off to. To think I was going to take you to the titty bar and put you in a fat strippers G-string as a tip, not now....
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I had a cousin that was a little person, he was a dick. Then again, if I walked around smelling assholes all day maybe I would be too.
No.... People who drink any "light" beer thinking it's the same as real beer.
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Probably had to buy some new pants as well
I don't get it. It was a white cat.
I've been around hot chicks, strippers, party girls, skanks and whatever long enough that my first thought when seeing all these thot pics is wondering what her completely fucked up ratchet dumpster fire of an apartment/room she rents from a friend looks like and how many hub caps shes lost off of her 1997 honda civic that doesn't have working door locks.
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So judgemental, golly, maybe she is working her way through med school. Has to save every penny she can.
One of the most common things I'd hear from all variety of skank:
'Oh, next year when I go back to college'
Bitch, you've said that every year for 6 years now. If you did that back when you first said it, your ass would have an MBA and not walk around with an extra dress in your purse.
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You must be what they call a “regular”
Fun TheGerman trivia fact:
I have NEVER been to a strip club in my life outside of one time in Jax Beach where we had to go in and find/drag out a friend before he was about to get arrested.
Also, wife #1 was a Russian stripper.
Oh you are on the right track with that and the constant center of attention and drama crap!!!!
Hooter girls back in the day were wicked, so were the strippers, flight attendants, bar maids, club hostesses, 21 dealers, female officers, hotel staff, and teachers.... wait a sec, there are kinda that way now that I think back!
But I will say during a crappy day of work tits and ass make me smile! It also reminds me to have high standards but be aware of dumb and needy. It helps me balance my life and put things in perspective!
YMMV
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And your still alive. I’m impressed.
I had a run in with some Russians once in Sophia. They carry guns in bars over there, who knew
All I ever needed to learn about strippers I learned sitting in a booth behind a group of them at a Denny's of all places at like 3am on a Saturday back in my early 20's when I came back stateside and was in the Jacksonville Florida area.
The way they talked about 'hustling' guys in a way that it was how they managed to trick/fool them for money because all guys are fucking retards and how they talked shit about literally any and everyone for an hour straight gave me all I needed.
If that wasn't enough, the stripper a female friend brought over once who then left after a few hours only to fall asleep in her car, in my driveway, smoking a cigarette which then lit her fucking car on fire, reinforced it all.
And then I still married one (but she was a nurse in med school at the time!). Jesus.
Moth to a flame. . .
Listen, the only way I can explain how crazy yet worth it, yet not that entire dumpsterfire of a relationship was, is from the words of literally all of my guy friends once the fire had burned itself out and the destruction was beginning to be rebuilt:
Man, that shit was crazy. But I completely understand.
