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The Official “All Audi Drivers are Douche bags” Thread
- Thread starter sirhrmechanic
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What’s the difference between this Audi and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
He may be a douche bag…
But I’m not going to be the one to tell him!
Sirhr
But I’m not going to be the one to tell him!
Sirhr
A German car with a Soviet rifle…. I’m surprised a rift didn’t open in the space time continuum and swallow them both..
I for real, absolutely hate these fucking things. "E"-bikes, "e"-scooters, "e"-skateboards, those OneWheel XR things, all nonsense. Every douchebag in the city has one and cruises around on it like they're the most important person in the world, going to do the most important thing in the world, right this second. They go from flying down the sidewalk on them, right next to you, to zooming off the sidewalk, into the street and riding them through traffic, weaving in and out of traffic. Redlight? No-fucking-problem, just shoot through the crosswalk anyway and cut in front of pedestrians, making them stop to avoid you.
I especially hate all the dickbags who take these things on public transport (the commuter train), lay them down in front of the priority (i.e. disabled) seating so noone can sit there, while they go off to sit in some other part of the car.
Lazy, entitled fucks. All of them.
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One of my favorite plays is to speed up to Q3s and Q5s Specifically and start eye fucking the arrogant Cantonese, Jewish, NHL wife/daughter, and or WASP lawyer/hipster and drive 1 inch from there side view mirror.
That's how you get laid. Their husband's hate it too if they are drunk riding shotgun.
That's how you get laid. Their husband's hate it too if they are drunk riding shotgun.
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