Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Dead Eye Dick said:
Live in North Louisiana or parts of Texas and this is a regular occurrence. Can’t remember all the times that I have dodged, or had deer dodge my vehicle when driving. (Only one more and I will be an ACE, actually hit the fifth one but managed to slow enough that neither the deer nor my vehicle were damaged.)
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My wife hit one doing 80mph on the highway… bitch came out of nowhere!

I was in the passenger seat and it hit on my side. Had to kick the door open. It pushed the front fender back into the door and jammed it. Did 28k worth of damage to her expedition!
 
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TCreedmoor said:
Erwin Schrödinger - There’s a black cat in a dark room that may or may not still be alive. Until you turn on the light, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.

Universities - We need more grant money to study the existence of the black cat.

Haitians in Springfield - Mmmm…. burp.

BLM - The black cat was enslaved! Black cats are disenfranchised. If you are superstitious about black cats, you’re racist. We want reparations for ALL black cats.

Woke Corporate America - We need to hire and promote cats of all colors, genders and sizes. Except for white, unneutered cats. (unless they like show tunes)

Some of the high volume posters on this thread - Scour the internet for evidence so they can invoke Rule 34 as proof that the black cat does exist in the dark room.
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The 12yr old in Bainbridge, GA lights the black cat on fire.










Waits for the mound of dirt holding the plastic green Army man to explode.
 
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Dead Eye Dick said:
Live in North Louisiana or parts of Texas and this is a regular occurrence. Can’t remember all the times that I have dodged, or had deer dodge my vehicle when driving. (Only one more and I will be an ACE, actually hit the fifth one but managed to slow enough that neither the deer nor my vehicle were damaged.)
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Had my arm hanging out the window driving 50-55 with my windows down one night. I randomly pulled my arm in and immediately a decent buck ran its antlers full speed into the door right where my arm was. Great timing
 
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Devildog said:
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Then he hasn’t been paying attention for the last 10 years at least…..

God bless the men and women who have served this country!

Nothing but respect and admiration, but it’s time everybody opens their eyes to just how corrupt this government is!
 
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Maple One said:
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We had the brick of discipline. It was a cinder block brightly painted with some inspirational words on it.
Had one guy who was an exceptional fuck up. He not only had to carry the B.O.D around with him during the day . He had to sleep with it! He was on a upper bunk and yes, He dropped it in his sleep. It put a nice dent in the floor. We were in the old Harmony Church barracks . He got some one on one corrective instruction from the D.I.s. for dropping it. It was a puke-tacular display of getting smoked !
He left it unattended one day on his bunk.
Some guys stole it and told him the 1st Sergeant had it and he was to report to the 1st sergeant to get it back.
He came back 45 minutes later dripping wet from being PT-ed by the 1st Sergeant for admitting to losing the B.O.D! Magically the B.O.D. had returned to his bunk where he had left it.
 
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Stevo86 said:
My wife hit one doing 80mph on the highway… bitch came out of nowhere!

I was in the passenger seat and it hit on my side. Had to kick the door open. It pushed the front fender back into the door and jammed it. Did 28k worth of damage to her expedition!
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If ya can't Dodge 'em, Ram 'em.
 
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