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I have spent quite a bit of time with all branches and I can provide examples, both zero and enlisted that make Forrest Gump look intelligent.
Well, I also knew NCO's with PhD's...

So there is a lot of intellect in the military. As well as some folks dumber than a lugnut! Like society in general...

Cheers,

Sihrr
 
Not a percolator.

How does it work? Steam condensation dripping on the grounds?
You're correct it is a dripolator not a percolator. Put ground coffee in the basket (top pot) and cover with perforated plate. Set top pot on the lower half pot and add hot water to the top half pot. It drips water thru like a common drip coffee maker. Easy to clean and no electric element to burn out.
 
I know a Seabee. If he’s the intellectual one amongst you guys we’re fucked and it’s purely by the grace of God that we haven’t been taken over by a Girl Scout troop

He’s a really nice guy but he’s as dumb as a piece of toast
He said that they can read. Nothing about intellect. I think that they are hired by IKEA to write the assembly directions when they retire
 
You're correct it is a dripolator not a percolator. Put ground coffee in the basket (top pot) and cover with perforated plate. Set top pot on the lower half pot and add hot water to the top half pot. It drips water thru like a common drip coffee maker. Easy to clean and no electric element to burn out.
Ah, so that's how it works.
I had never seen one until somebody gave me one a year or so ago. It's just been sitting in the cabinet ever since. Thanks for the operating instructions.
 
I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr
Don't hold back........Say what you really mean...........
 
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