Oh Derek aka Turdcutter308, my mix tape is fire AF and that wasn’t me making animal noises that was your mom.
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Oh Derek aka Turdcutter308, my mix tape is fire AF and that wasn’t me making animal noises that was your mom.
Hot teachers!
He seened my dank assed memesWhy is Little Rocket Man sending you booty pics? Are you two suck buddies?
JHC that makes my butthole pucker.
Sorry, but that’s just dumb.
Touch some grass. The internet is not what it’s like in the real world.This is why I sit in the dark listening to Pink Floyd at 100W on Halloween night.
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I definitely fuck with almond joy.I tell my wife to get the big/ regular size bars
I remember when I was a kid one house always handed out big 3 musketeers bars. Said I would do it when I get older
Snickers, almond joy, 3 musk
Why "cope cages" on tanks do NOT work:
In recent years, metal cupolas nicknamed "cope cages" have been seen attached to the top of tanks in various countries in a constant state of war like Russia, Ukraine, Myanmar, Israel, and Syria in the advent of the proliferation of top attack antitank munitions and drone delivered EFP mines that target a tank's most vulnerable part, the thinly armored top. The idea behind the cages is to provide space for an EFP blast to lose enough of it's velocity that it would not be able to penetrate the vehicle after a certain range. In reality though, an EFP blast is like a superpowered plasma shotgun delivering a blast of molten metal droplets at velocities of up to 23,000 FEET PER SECOND. A few additional feet of space around an EFP blast does absolutely nothing to mitigate the sheer force behind the directed explosion, as this slow motion shot of a TOW missile versus a modern MBT shows:
The only thing in existence so far that has proved to be able to counteract an EFP attack is explosive-reactive armor.
I bet that's not all he "seened".He seened my dank assed memes
I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.You could have asked @akmike47 yourself.
He seened directly into his colon through that gaperI bet that's not all he "seened".
And then you woke up from the ruffies and realized you were in @Dirty D 's dubba wide luv shack.I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.
I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road
Nah, it as reality. Dating is weird times.And then you woke up from the ruffies and realized you were in @Dirty D 's dubba wide luv shack.
I mean she ain’t my first choice, but as long as she just hanging around…
She has the same body as my wife. Thin and natural, with normal feminine proportions. My wife drives me absolutely nuts (in the best ways).
So the same as 60% of themShe has the same body as my wife. Thin and natural, with normal feminine proportions. My wife drives me absolutely nuts (in the best ways).
Great dad reflexes!
Not sure what that has to do with my wife’s body resembling the lady in the picture.So the same as 60% of them
LOL, yes he does. You be the judge...
The jokes on you bitch, I don’t have a soul to steal.
Katerina Hartlova, she’s a giver
Just because GAYKMike47 and I call you SloppyFloppy doesn’t mean we’ve moved on (yet).
I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.
I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road.
Well it’s obviously not from anyone on the Hide because it ain’t tiny.
Maybe the underworld accepts std’s as currency? I’m sure the exchange rate isn’t as good as souls but we all know you can make up for thatThe jokes on you bitch, I don’t have a soul to steal.
Touch some grass. The internet is not what it’s like in the real world.