Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Oh Derek aka Turdcutter308, my mix tape is fire AF and that wasn’t me making animal noises that was your mom.
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Why "cope cages" on tanks do NOT work:

In recent years, metal cupolas nicknamed "cope cages" have been seen attached to the top of tanks in various countries in a constant state of war like Russia, Ukraine, Myanmar, Israel, and Syria in the advent of the proliferation of top attack antitank munitions and drone delivered EFP mines that target a tank's most vulnerable part, the thinly armored top. The idea behind the cages is to provide space for an EFP blast to lose enough of it's velocity that it would not be able to penetrate the vehicle after a certain range. In reality though, an EFP blast is like a superpowered plasma shotgun delivering a blast of molten metal droplets at velocities of up to 23,000 FEET PER SECOND. A few additional feet of space around an EFP blast does absolutely nothing to mitigate the sheer force behind the directed explosion, as this slow motion shot of a TOW missile versus a modern MBT shows:




The only thing in existence so far that has proved to be able to counteract an EFP attack is explosive-reactive armor.

So kinda like wearing a chin diaper during Covid…
 
You could have asked @akmike47 yourself.
I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.😆

I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road.
 
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I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.😆

I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road
And then you woke up from the ruffies and realized you were in @Dirty D 's dubba wide luv shack.
 
I dated this chick with surprisingly perky GG cups. One day we were out and she decided to shove my face in them and she reached up and whipped my head down by my shirt collar no warning and smashed my nose square into her sternum.😆

I saw stars, and barely felt tits on my chin 8/10. Later she tried to give me a drunk dry hand job standing in a parking lot right next to a busy main road.
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