Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[22Hshots]

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[mikeinfwa]

Why censor the one nipple and not the other?

I think she was decorating her nipple

 

[22Hshots]

LONG ago, my brother (long ago killed in a car wreck) and I were returning home late at night after a long hard week of Elk hunting on the North Fork of the Clearwater River. It had started raining and was just miserable. I had an FJ40, the back was pretty full of gear and we had meat strapped to the top. We come across a hitch hiker on highway 12 and agreed to stop, it was so fucking miserable outside.
I stop. Brother gets out, leans the passenger seat forward and the guy starts to get in the back. Brother says, "No, I'm getting back there. Hand me your pack." Pack goes in, brother climbs in. Guy gets in. Brother cocks his lever action 30-30. The guy looks scared. I say, "Don't want no trouble? Don't start no trouble." Brother chimes in, "We will drop you off in downtown Lewiston."
That guy had trouble talking so I asked him if he'd rather wait for another ride.
"No. I think you guys will be ok."
My brother says..hahaha..."Yeah, WE are definitely going to be ok."
I take off and it's maybe 30 miles on in to town. Hitchhiker dude really didn't want to chat. We stop in Lewiston, in front of the LPD, guy gets out, brother gets back in front and just started laughing his ass off. He said that we probably just avoided some problems because a guy that was not up to starting some shit should have acted better.

Bundy was active in the Seattle area then. There had also been several recent local disappearances of folks.

I don't know, I think we were just worn out and rough looking enough after hunting hard for a week, guns and knives at the ready, the guy was just shook.

Sorry you lost your brother, sounds like my kind of dude.

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[carbonbased]

Probably been posted before, but wtf this doesn’t get old.

 

[Maple One]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

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Probably been posted before, but wtf this doesn’t get old.

Why isn't she my dental hygienist..................

 

[lash]

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Very cute, but I should point out that Snoopy was supposedly a beagle in the strip.

 

[Terry Cross]

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Probably been posted before, but wtf this doesn’t get old.

Cleanliness is next to godliness so it's OK !

If somebody has an issue with that post, they can email their complaint directly to me at: You'[email protected]

 

[Threadcutter308]

Cleanliness is next to godliness so it's OK !

If somebody has an issue with that post, they can email their complaint directly to me at: You'[email protected]

Those things are yuge !

I'm old. Those things would kill me...........

 

[canman]

I hear ya, I'm old too. But I'd take my chances. Probably would be some back slapping when I got to Valhalla.

 

[akmike47]

Bring them to daddy
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This was great as a kid, decades later I still enjoy seeing boobs.

 

[BurtG]

 

[weaselrunner]

Heard a new one.
He's so gay, that when he eats a snickers bar, he turns it over so he can feel the veins against his tongue.
I can look at a snickers now without that going thru my mind.

 

[akmike47]

Heard a new one.
He's so gay, that when he eats a snickers bar, he turns it over so he can feel the veins against his tongue.
I can look at a snickers now without that going thru my mind.

And your rectum







…..barely knew’em

 

[MO Fugga]

Heard a new one.
He's so gay, that when he eats a snickers bar, he turns it over so he can feel the veins against his tongue.
I can look at a snickers now without that going thru my mind.

So gay it sneezes glitter!

 

[akmike47]

So gay it sneezes glitter!

Probably made your bussy twitch

 

[143lrsd]

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[fx77]

Those things are yuge !

I'm old. Those things would kill me...........

Yeah, but what a way to go.

 

[lash]

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Iowa?

 

[The D]

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What does your family think of your new girlfriend?

 

[lash]

What does your family think of your new girlfriend?

They’re jealous because he won’t share.




Rulz

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Those things are yuge !

I'm old. Those things would kill me...........

Do big titties scare your boyfriend too?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Do big titties scare your boyfriend too?

He's not scared of mine..............

 

[MO Fugga]

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Or the free sex!

 

[143lrsd]

Or the free sex!

Hot teachers!

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Mooseknuckles]

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[brianf]

Cleanliness is next to godliness so it's OK !

If somebody has an issue with that post, they can email their complaint directly to me at: You'[email protected]

Talk about low hanging fruit

 

[Threadcutter308]

@Dirty D;

You applied to Hawvawd ?

 

[BurtG]

 

[Porksboy]

Why wasn't the fat one on the wrench first?

 

[Aftermath]

Yeah....I'm of an age that I know my days are truly numbered and yet I am not "brave" enough to start it all off. There is a book I have and JUST started reading when our forced move began. I can't recall the title but it goes into pretty good depth on individuals the media has portrayed as vigilante or crazy.
Marvin and his dozer.
The guy that got tired of having is property infringed upon by the creek but couldn't get permits to prevent erosion.
LaVoy Finnicum...possibly the greatest American Patriot of modern times.
The author claims that each of these individuals had merely used the US Constitution as justification but the powers that be had them murdered.
I will be very relieved when my building has slowed to a maintenance pace and I can get back to doing and studying what I want instead of what I must.
It sure seems that we citizens that DO and WILL defend the Constitution are in the minority. It does look like a future that will suck while we get it all sorted back out is imminent.

The book is titled:

"The Ballad of Carl Drega: Essays on the Freedom Movement, 1994 to 2001"​

Like I said, I have not read it completely. In fact, it is in storage right now with lots of other stuff.

 

[BurtG]

The book is titled:

"The Ballad of Carl Drega: Essays on the Freedom Movement, 1994 to 2001"​

Like I said, I have not read it completely. In fact, it is in storage right now with lots of other stuff.

Great book

Statists and cops alike hate it

 

[Long_Action]

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[Athos300]

Why wasn't the fat one on the wrench first?

Being aware in this modern age, the one that weighed less than 160 was already a 7/10 before I realised the whole thing was retarded.

 

[Dirty D]

@Dirty D;

You applied to Hawvawd ?

Oh Derek aka Turdcutter308, my mix tape is fire AF and that wasn’t me making animal noises that was your mom.

 

[Dirty D]

Dibs on #2

 

[akmike47]

Oh Derek aka Turdcutter308, my mix tape is fire AF and that wasn’t me making animal noises that was your mom.

 

[Marinevet1]

Hot teachers!

 

[Dirty D]

Why is Little Rocket Man sending you booty pics? Are you two suck buddies?

He seened my dank assed memes

 

[mudholestomper]

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JHC that makes my butthole pucker.

 

[mudholestomper]

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Sorry, but that’s just dumb.

 

[mudholestomper]

This is why I sit in the dark listening to Pink Floyd at 100W on Halloween night.

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Touch some grass. The internet is not what it’s like in the real world.

 

[mudholestomper]

I tell my wife to get the big/ regular size bars

I remember when I was a kid one house always handed out big 3 musketeers bars. Said I would do it when I get older

Snickers, almond joy, 3 musk

I definitely fuck with almond joy.

 

[168BTHPM]

JHC that makes my butthole pucker.

Have you told @Dirty D or @akmike47 about this? They may be very interested.

 

[mudholestomper]

Why "cope cages" on tanks do NOT work:

In recent years, metal cupolas nicknamed "cope cages" have been seen attached to the top of tanks in various countries in a constant state of war like Russia, Ukraine, Myanmar, Israel, and Syria in the advent of the proliferation of top attack antitank munitions and drone delivered EFP mines that target a tank's most vulnerable part, the thinly armored top. The idea behind the cages is to provide space for an EFP blast to lose enough of it's velocity that it would not be able to penetrate the vehicle after a certain range. In reality though, an EFP blast is like a superpowered plasma shotgun delivering a blast of molten metal droplets at velocities of up to 23,000 FEET PER SECOND. A few additional feet of space around an EFP blast does absolutely nothing to mitigate the sheer force behind the directed explosion, as this slow motion shot of a TOW missile versus a modern MBT shows:




The only thing in existence so far that has proved to be able to counteract an EFP attack is explosive-reactive armor.

So kinda like wearing a chin diaper during Covid…

 

[akmike47]

Have you told @Dirty D or @akmike47 about this? They may be very interested.