Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Tides are starting to turn a bit behind the blue curtain.
One of the things I enjoy about getting old is younger women holding the door for me...
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?The last thing you see before she pees in your face!
I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
The last thing you see before she pees in your face!
I'd like to be the seat on those bicycles.
About 2019 I had an Epigastric hernia (documented to be caused during appendectomy by surgeon fuck up) repaired. In and out of the hospital, go home, out of it for several hours. Wake up and can't even roll over to puke. My wife is there and thankfully so. She gives me sprite and crackers and pain stuff and antibiotics according to schedule. I sleep some but every time I'm awake, I am sick and puking. I tell her it must be the pain stuff and stop giving me those. I skip pain meds for a couple days but I can still barely roll over by myself. She gets all concerned and calls the doc. They figure the nausea was caused by the antibiotics and recommended I stop those and take the pain stuff...TRIFECTA!!!
No pain meds from about hour 12 post surgery and no antibiotocs after about day 3. Also, no mo puking. I had constant pain like a stab wound and I know what that feels like but much preferable to puking.
21 days later I unzipped my own incision.
Bitch I eat at that restaurant.
This wasn’t easy to masturbate to, but I managed.
So I was MRSA positive prior to going in for the surgery… so as a prophylactic, they gave me the ridiculous “ it needs to die right now if it’s a bacteria” broad spectrum Uber antibiotic….
Nurse comes in, has a needle with the antibiotic, rather than putting it in the IV bag she puts it in the IV line. I get home after the surgery, and of course you’re not supposed to push down while trying to go to the bathroom, etc… doubled over on the bathroom floor with stools so hard it’s not even possible to imagine because the antibiotic killed fucking everything. Still I wouldn’t take that crap… all that they were gonna do was make me nauseous and want to vomit on top of being in pain.
On the bright side, the antibiotic was so strong that I didn’t even need to brush my teeth for five days…. At least not because of bad breath or stuff building up on my teeth that wasn’t food related.
I found this fairly easy to masturbate to
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Glad to see you discovered meme generators you dusty old fart
Some people pay a lot of money for that.The last thing you see before she pees in your face!
I’m still not giving you a refund
Finally a snack that will satisfy some of you fappers in the MPT.
Looks like a dried up lake to me. Texas like many places is running out of water.
Too many people from Commifornia and Minnesota moving here.
I have been telling myself not to get involved in this shit, but I did....
This is the kind of stuff that just fires me up but I'm trying to remain grounded... but yes, that doesn't surprise me but with that said- for what little it may be worth to you, I'm sincerely sorry that you have to suffer because other people were (frankly) idiots and for what ever reason, the powers to be seem to think it makes sense to deprive you of adequate treatment because of a handful of junkies that likely can't even fathom why you'd be given the pain medication you were prescribed..I had a total knee replacement last month which can be VERY painful for days afterwards. I was sent home with 20 5mg Oxycodone tablets ….period !!
They didn’t even begin to dull the pain , much less give any relief. I asked the surgeons nurse why they lowball patients with pain meds when they know you’ll be hurting ??
Got the standard “ opioid crises” excuse. … I get it , but I’m 71 years old and never abuse drugs. Why the fuck do they even make them ??
Guess the drug reps aren’t greasing the doctors palms enough anymore ?
And yes- that absolutely pisses me off but unfortunately all I can do is agree with your assessment that you're getting screwed over because of a very small portion of idiots. I can't fix it unfortunately but I can at least be pissed off with you.
-LD
