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No pain involved in biking !!Anyone want to discuss bicyclists? Maybe the pain warriors will stop
Merely a flesh wound
Early in my career I got called to the carpet by my supervisor for calling someone an asshole. I quickly corrected him, explaining I told the guy he was ACTING like an asshole.
I got a UTI just reading that
So that’s the “Cats Nasty” I’ve heard about
When everything reminds me of Barney’s momDirty D was a little different but deep down he had a secret fantasy. He wanted to suck pus on a sore between a chicks pussy and her asshole. He walked the streets aimlessly for days as he could not find a prostitute that had the malady. One day he watched a homeless woman collecting cans. She bent over and he noticed a pus sore in his magic dream location.
Dirty D engaged in conversation with her and she obliged him his secret fantasy. He commenced licking her rotten clam with vigor. It exuded a chunky yoghurt which he gobbled and swallowed. Then he started to lick the pus sore but it had a membrane covering it with a visible pustule. With his front teeth he carefully bit through the membrane and he pursed his lips to seal around the sore and began to suck it dry. His fantasy was finally coming true.
Well the homeless woman had to shit and began defecating into Dirty D's mouth. Dirty D gleefully consumed the vile corn laden pudding. The homeless woman started to have a bout of gas. She then farted a long roll into Dirty D's face. To which Dirty D replied "What are you fucking trying to do bitch? Gross me out?"
Amish nightmare !!
You used to write for Hustler magazine didn't you?Dirty D was a little different but deep down he had a secret fantasy. He wanted to suck pus on a sore between a chicks pussy and her asshole. He walked the streets aimlessly for days as he could not find a prostitute that had the malady. One day he watched a homeless woman collecting cans. She bent over and he noticed a pus sore in his magic dream location.
Dirty D engaged in conversation with her and she obliged him his secret fantasy. He commenced licking her rotten clam with vigor. It exuded a chunky yoghurt which he gobbled and swallowed. Then he started to lick the pus sore but it had a membrane covering it with a visible pustule. With his front teeth he carefully bit through the membrane and he pursed his lips to seal around the sore and began to suck it dry. His fantasy was finally coming true.
Well the homeless woman had to shit and began defecating into Dirty D's mouth. Dirty D gleefully consumed the vile corn laden pudding. The homeless woman started to have a bout of gas. She then farted a long roll into Dirty D's face. To which Dirty D replied "What are you fucking trying to do bitch? Gross me out?"
I had lots of pain for like 72 hours. I still have 10 or so pain pills left over . I’ll put them in my first aid kit ….in case of an emergency.
I’ve had several instances of major league blunt force traumas , I shouldn’t be alive in fact …
I would put the knee replacement pain up there with any of them. I hate pain , I’m based primarily on the pleasure principal
Edit : I was the caregiver/ nephew of a 94 yr old Aunt. She fell , broke her shoulder and hip , and a few back bones…. Once in the nursing home they were putting Fentanyl patches on her , only thing that eased her pain. So one day they cut her off of them. They said they didn’t want her to become addictedShe died a month later ….in pain.
Okay. Do you prefer 10 speeds or 15 speeds?Anyone want to discuss bicyclists? Maybe the pain warriors will stop
Handsome
BRUH...
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There is total scrutiny on opioid prescribing. 25 years ago they announced Pain as the new additional vital sign
Every day you had to ask the patient what number on the scale of 10 was your pain.
Patient says 8. then what would you like it to be? Patient wants 0, so you had to keep medicating until it was zero and document it on the chart.
When hospitals were inspected for accreditation, they checked the charts to see if adequate pain control was prescribed.. thus the govt. basically created the crisis, and now the patient suffers because prescribers are being monitored by them. 180 degee reversal.
Sorry for your pain.
The last thing you see before she pees in your face!
One of the things I enjoy about getting old is younger women holding the door for me...
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?The last thing you see before she pees in your face!![]()