Canadian woman tries to take a selfie with a shark, gets both hands and an arm bitten off

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I guess someone else will have to take the picture now. Her selfie days are over.

Well, you don't have to bite my head arms off.

www.nzherald.co.nz

Shark bites off tourist’s hands after she tried to take a selfie

The 55-year-old woman is understood to be a Canadian tourist in the Caribbean.
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CheStadium said:
While diving in Bonaire, I saw a cop from NJ try to get the perfect picture of a green Moray. It wasn't posing right for him so he smacked it on the head. It tore up his arm badly and he had to sit out the rest of his trip. Yup, some people are just stupid.
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well the cop prob felt that the eel wasn't respecting his authority and did what cops always do when that happens. respond with physical violence.
sounds extra stupid,even for a cop. in the water near a moray and 1 look should tell you they are not to be fucked with.
 
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Yea Turks and Caicos is were you want to get fucked up because they have the awesome
medical facilities.

Vacationed there once before it was popular, the beach had netting out to where the water was around 12 foot deep to
keep the sharks out.
 
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whatsupdoc said:
Yea Turks and Caicos is were you want to get fucked up because they have the awesome
medical facilities.

Vacationed there once before it was popular, the beach had netting out to where the water was around 12 foot deep to
keep the sharks out.
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like said. was paradise in mid 70s. maybe lucky. never saw a shark of any size. i don't recall any of the other group reporting seeing sharks. just serendipity. for sure there were sharks like anywhere in salt water. when i was in so. no shark nets. think it was like 73/74? you?
 
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mosin46 said:
like said. was paradise in mid 70s. maybe lucky. never saw a shark of any size. i don't recall any of the other group reporting seeing sharks. just serendipity. for sure there were sharks like anywhere in salt water. when i was in so. no shark nets. think it was like 73/74? you?
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There wasn’t any protection for sharks back then, the numbers dropped by 70% at one point. Now they are protected and numbers are increasing
 
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akmike47 said:
There wasn’t any protection for sharks back then, the numbers dropped by 70% at one point. Now they are protected and numbers are increasing
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It wouldn't hurt my feelings if the Japs made shark an all but extinct specie. Especially the bulls in the Gulf of America at Port A.

I've always wanted to go to Australia on a Great White viewing safari and when a giant shark comes up next to the boat with mouth open, toss a lit M-80 down it's gullet. Eat that, bitch.
 
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TexPatriot said:
It wouldn't hurt my feelings if the Japs made shark an all but extinct specie. Especially the bulls in the Gulf of America at Port A.

I've always wanted to go to Australia on a Great White viewing safari and when a giant shark comes up next to the boat with mouth open, toss a lit M-80 down it's gullet. Eat that, bitch.
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i guess tigers should be exterminated in India,lions in Arica and grizzlies in the mountain west.
 
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mosin46 said:
unfortunate how often stupidity has a tragic outcome. cars,guns,sharks,motorcycles,chain saws,ladders,etc.
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Hippos.

www.ladbible.com

Man watched as wife was brutally killed by hippo on safari as lawsuit filed

Lisa Manders was on a 'bush walk' in Zambia when she was attacked
www.ladbible.com www.ladbible.com

They should add this to the safety instructions when offering a wildlife safari:
'When encountering dangerous animals such as elephants, rinos and hippos and your guide suddenly leaves, you should do the same.'
 
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akmike47 said:
Remember this guy going swimming after a large shark was sighted? His dad had to watch and listen from the beach.
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His girlfriend was actually in the water not far from him as well. And when people were filming, the Egyptian government tried to suppress anything from coming out because they feared it would hurt their tourist industry like the five shark attacks that occurred within a span of three days in Sharmel-Shaik. They did find the tiger shark responsible for eating that young man, however there were very few parts left inside and a few on the water. They said that the shark was actually starving, in very poor condition and only had human remains in its stomach. And of course what did they blame, not the beating they do for shark watching, not the dozens of dead cattle the agricultural shipping dump just a few miles off the shores beaches @ Suez, but of course climate change.

Last month, one was killed and one was injured by shark attack at yet a different resort along the Egyptian coast (Italians).
 
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DIBBS said:
Sounds like we have some Darwin award winners. Sadly, some people are this stupid. You can't make this shit up.
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Darwin Timothy Treadwell Award winners.

Treadwell, being another California attention whore, made saving the grizzlies of Katmai Natl. Park his mission that didn't need saving, instead, they just needed to be left alone. Until one bear, Mr. Pickles, wasn't having it. He encroached in their domain and got two bears killed as well as himself and his unwilling gf.
 
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Tempest 455 said:
People are F'ing stupid and it kills.

Took a train ride into Grand Canyon in 2017. During the last 5 min of the ride (which was basically a safety briefing) the guide on the train said how the week before a woman had a selfie stick on I phone and was doing a video of herself while she backed off the edge of the canyon.
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Yikes. When I was there and got within ten feet of an edge my legs would say "No!"

I wanted to kick a few photo bombing Chinese turds off though. I swear, they are the rudest fuckers. They know you're trying to take a pic and deliberatly walk in front of your camera.
 
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When you go fishing in a kayak in the ocean off the coast of New Zealand, and you get chased by a 15' Great white shark for eight minutes....
that was a big "Shaaak".

He makes it out fine, physically.
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This shit right here is why you will never see me anyplace near the fucking ocean, or lakes, or ponds, or rivers.
 
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232593 said:
This shit right here is why you will never see me anyplace near the fucking ocean, or lakes, or ponds, or rivers.
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A bunch of us went and watched Jaws when it first came out and then went water skiing afterwards on Lake Travis. Even though it's a freshwater lake, I was still imagining yellow barrels popping up next to the boat.
 
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TexPatriot said:
It wouldn't hurt my feelings if the Japs made shark an all but extinct specie. Especially the bulls in the Gulf of America at Port A.

I've always wanted to go to Australia on a Great White viewing safari and when a giant shark comes up next to the boat with mouth open, toss a lit M-80 down it's gullet. Eat that, bitch.
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earthquake said:
The beach where he launched from was 4km away he says, and he was cliffed out along the coast.
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I'd carry some half a sticks of dynamite with short waterproof fuses for those sharks or have a real boat.

Wonder if that 'bloke' had a stringer of fish hanging overboard. Bulls have been humanized to hang around under boats and docks to steal fisherman's catches.
 
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TexPatriot said:
Hippos.

www.ladbible.com

Man watched as wife was brutally killed by hippo on safari as lawsuit filed

Lisa Manders was on a 'bush walk' in Zambia when she was attacked
www.ladbible.com www.ladbible.com

They should add this to the safety instructions when offering a wildlife safari:
'When encountering dangerous animals such as elephants, rinos and hippos and your guide suddenly leaves, you should do the same.'
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Walt Disney should gets blame for lots of bad interactions between animals and humans. Reality is there are no animals that are sweet, cute and cuddly. They all have their ways of hurting or killing you.
Not to sound like a cold hearted prick but bad decisions and stupidity lead to Darwinism.
 
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375fan said:
Walt Disney should gets blame for lots of bad interactions between animals and humans. Reality is there are no animals that are sweet, cute and cuddly. They all have their ways of hurting or killing you.
Not to sound like a cold hearted prick but bad decisions and stupidity lead to Darwinism.
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But Darwinism is good, can’t you see that?
 
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TexPatriot said:
Yikes. When I was there and got within ten feet of an edge my legs would say "No!"

I wanted to kick a few photo bombing Chinese turds off though. I swear, they are the rudest fuckers. They know you're trying to take a pic and deliberatly walk in front of your camera.
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Fuck the Chinese! Their breath is rank too!
 
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TexPatriot said:
I'd carry some half a sticks of dynamite with short waterproof fuses for those sharks or have a real boat.

Wonder if that 'bloke' had a stringer of fish hanging overboard. Bulls have been humanized to hang around under boats and docks to steal fisherman's catches.
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He did. He had bait fish on a few lines and he promptly cut them loose.
 
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TexPatriot said:
It wouldn't hurt my feelings if the Japs made shark an all but extinct specie. Especially the bulls in the Gulf of America at Port A.

I've always wanted to go to Australia on a Great White viewing safari and when a giant shark comes up next to the boat with mouth open, toss a lit M-80 down it's gullet. Eat that, bitch.
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M-80? Would that be like a pop rock for those damn things?

Hand grenade.
 
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