A truly shitty deal.

[Maggot]

I do believe Id try to sue somebody over this. Not only would it be a drag to clean up it is no doubt really unhealthy.

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[candyx]

Hopefully it was AMERICAN AIRLINES that douched the bloke.

 

[db2000]

Call Dave Matthews
He’s been through it

19 years ago today, a Dave Matthews Band tour bus dumped human waste on a tour boat in the Chicago River. Here’s our original report.

On Aug. 8, 2004, a Dave Matthews Band tour bus passing over the Chicago River unleashed a torrent of foul-smelling waste onto a tour boat and passengers below.

www.chicagotribune.com

 

[Im2bent]

I gotta call bullshit. Airliners have holding tanks for the biffy. They don't dump waste in flight. When they get on the tarmac they are emptied by a shit truck.

 

[JoshPutman]

It had to be....wait for it.....ALIENS

 

[Carlos Danger]

......buy you need a mask (soon to be the jab) to step on their coercion air busses. Ironic.

 

[Keel Haul]

I gotta call bullshit. Airliners have holding tanks for the biffy. They don't dump waste in flight. When they get on the tarmac they are emptied by a shit truck.

And even if the panel wasn’t secure and came off in flight, it still takes three separate steps, in the right order, to get the blue juice to dump.

 

[Maggot]

And even if the panel wasn’t secure and came off in flight, it still takes three separate steps, in the right order, to get the blue juice to dump.

Could have gone like this...wouldnt have wanted to be in either of those flying shithouses.

 

[diverdon]

I gotta call bullshit. Airliners have holding tanks for the biffy. They don't dump waste in flight. When they get on the tarmac they are emptied by a shit truck.

I don't know the veracity of this story. But airliner holding tanks have downward facing openings designed to empty via gravity. They have malfunctioned in the past and showered the landscape.

 

[roostercogburn98]

So Joe Dirt was a lie? Didn’t he cary around a “Boeing bomb” for most of the movie

 

[10ring'r]

I don't know the veracity of this story. But airliner holding tanks have downward facing openings designed to empty via gravity. They have malfunctioned in the past and showered the landscape.

Never had it happen to me, but, those "Donut Seals", can be finicky at times. I've had boots/flight suits F-up by those sticky bas#ards, no matter how far I stood off to the side. Mac

 

[Im2bent]

I don't know the veracity of this story. But airliner holding tanks have downward facing openings designed to empty via gravity. They have malfunctioned in the past and showered the landscape.

The connection port has a cap that has to be removed, then a valve has to be opened by pulling a handle that slides the valve open. If you want to fuck with the biffy guys you pull the handle loading the space between the cap and the valve with shit. When the poor bastard removes the cap.....
No I never did this but there are assholes out there. The experienced guys would stand to the side while removing said cap.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Sounds like a shitty situation to me.