... in one, long, loud, vile chunk spewing effort, she belched. "Tharrrrr she bloooowwwws" screamed an old whaler who was sitting on the steps of a convelesant home, which, because of the demoncrats, was about to be....
..then I shook myself awake as I realized that the smell that woke me was the reverends Al and jesse leading a million man march of four or five of the faithful to hear a speech by teddy kennedy on the finer points of water rescue, followed by a ...
...a very pale man as she drifted in thought about home, about how she hated to cut Okra, hated to clean up after the men in her life....and here she was being kissed full and well on her lips by a very pale man.... She threw her arms into the air and yelled "I'm not shopping here anymore!" and stomped out of Burger'da Queen just as a limo screeched to a halt the door was thrown open and.......
out stepped Rosie O'Donnell through the extra-wide limosine door. "Screw the NRA," she yelled. Just then, Tom Selleck passed by, saw Rosie screaming obscenities about gun owners, and he...
last post was #666 so i thought i would come by to make it a more favorable number... dint want OE Jack losing a finger in the reloading press or something for posting that horrible comment #
Here's to superstition and mark of the beast! :beer:
only increased the size of her ankles, and the shoes that she borrowed from Janet Reno were killing her feet. And the only thing that Hillery could think of killing was
...the very real possibility that the dumb bastards in this country may very well vote her in as el presidente in 08 and the very first thing she will do in the oval office is...
...runs off to the mens room to pee. While standing at the urinal she lets go a ripping fart which chases out everyone except Scooter Libby. Scooter inhales deeply, smiles and says...
Whooooeeee! If I had a Zippo I could spark that gas and start a fire only Halliburton could put out! Well, that;s when I walked in, saw Hillary, vomited, and passed out. When I awoke...
"Never! Damn you got crotch rot!" I spit out the little democratic maggots she tried to deposit in my mouth and clocked her upside the head, knocking her out cold. I run out of the bathroom and...
ran right into the man sized arms of Janet Reno. It laid a most passionate kiss on my lips and just then I coul see why she was a Democrate and in my eyes a fine specimin of a woman. I am in love and will take all of my guns to the next guns for popcorn drive, I have to........
to work providing US goverment issued refreshments and advice to desert crossing sweaty immigrants with folded up maps. I feel bad sometimes though,for a second or two... knowing that they...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE.........Howard Dean was back. He had just finish spending the last of the DNC's money on a sporty little tatoo of...............
...lollipop that was last seen hanging, on the front steps of the Washington Post.
It's not everyday that one sees and hears Elton John singing "Tiny-Dancer" to a man in fur hide'y suit, but I looked and it was our own.....
Barney Frank. He and Steve Gobe were asking Elton to help them get married in Washington DC. Steve promissed not to operate a homo whore house out of Barneys basement it they were married. All action would be inside, in full view of Barney and his.....
...to getting the opportunity to watch Michael Moore through the cross hairs of my USO scope as I slowly squeeze the trigger just as his love monkey jumps on his face to hump it taking the shot for him...
and not to move as the Village People played in the back ground, machoman!! His mouth was full, and the warmth of the tea bags, OH!! these are not tea bags, but the bags of.........