Maggie’s Can you add to this?

the Sponge Bob marathon on the Cartoon Channel. Once again, a great plan foiled by a sponge, a star fish and an octopus, kind of like the last time he visited a whore house. Mean while back at the ranch...................
 
....settled in for a long night of drinking and watching midget porn, when an argument broke out about which is better, a Dutch Rudder or a Rusty Trombone. It was finally agreed the Double Dutch Rusty Rudder was undeniably king. Now the real problem was finding a Chinese hooker that would let you Chili Dog her while..................
 
called everyone home for lunch where she served those Norwegian bacon wrapped hotdog thingies. Everyone said, "Maser, your mom's the best. What happened to you?" Meanwhile back at the ranch Frank was...................
 
Running for his life, because a tornado had touched down just yards behind him! As he zigged and zagged trying to get out of it's path, while being pelted with broken branches, street signs and chickens, he screamed at the top of his lungs, "God, I am not much of a believer and I've let you down before... but if you get me out of this, I promise I will...
 
just as he chambered a round the creature from the black lagoon appeared from his pond. He paused and thought, damn that thing sure looks like Rosie O'Donnell. He took two big gulps of Spin-D, just as he was ready to shoot his phone rang. It was Frank and he wanted to borrow a cup of...............
 
"Get back here you silly savage I promise it won't hurt". Just then a distant rumbling was heard, on the horizon appeared Chuck Norris carrying 4 Harley Davidsons and drinking a beer. The cast of Glee shit their pants, Frank dropped his rifle and Toto stopped chasing Harry the monkey, just in time to see................