Fisting is shoving your fist up somebody's asshole. How can people not know this?
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Somehow I thought this referred to the NRA... I got a letter from them today in the mail that said voting ballot with the implication being it was from the state of Maryland.
And of course it was asking for money... slutty.
And of course it was asking for money... slutty.
Wait until you guys find out what felching is. Or a blumpkin.
glass bottom boat, or alabama hot pocket.
i once had a girl at work call the helpdesk because her email about her friend double fisting beers was blocked from sending.
our helpdesk escalated to the exchange admins that controlled DLP policies (me) and it was pretty funny.
she didn't know why her email wasn't allowed and i didn't want to tell her.
me: if you really need to know, you can look up the word on urban dictionary when you get home.
her: should i do that?
me: i suggest you don't do that.
i once had a girl at work call the helpdesk because her email about her friend double fisting beers was blocked from sending.
our helpdesk escalated to the exchange admins that controlled DLP policies (me) and it was pretty funny.
she didn't know why her email wasn't allowed and i didn't want to tell her.
me: if you really need to know, you can look up the word on urban dictionary when you get home.
her: should i do that?
me: i suggest you don't do that.
It's always been this fucked up, you just didn't have social media where news like this spreads like wildfire. I think there's probably less of this stuff now because it's so easy to get caught. The 70's and 80's were full of pedos. Just think about how many conversion vans were on the road.....
come on man, this looks legit
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A mate of mine met a Russian girl in Cuba.
She gave him a "Rusty Trombone".
Dirty old coot is going to leave her his farm....
She gave him a "Rusty Trombone".
Dirty old coot is going to leave her his farm....
Makes my butt pucker up just seeing those things.
It was a dark time in American automotive history.
she could have just waited for health class and she could rub one out while explaining butt stuff to the kids.
Shit! Where was she at when I was in kindergarten? I’d kind of like to see a video of 1jo4 hosing her down!
You must have had the current generation of mentally-ill slut teachers that like to take selfies and post them on FB because all my teachers up through junior high were the old cat ladies with coffee breath.
I remember one old Kathy Bates looking psycho substitute teacher that screamed at me in 4th grade for getting up to go to the drinking fountain without asking first, something we were allowed to do with our regular teacher. Then she spent the next ten minutes telling us we weren't going to get away with crap in her class like we normally did.
There was, however, a long legged English teacher in high school that looked like a Playboy centerfold that was going through a divorce that thought my writing was good except I was too fucking stupid to pick up what she was putting down.
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I was just talking to the wifey two days ago, about how long it would take, before we started hearing shit like this. F! I just want to shut myself off from society. Never in my life, did I ever think shit like this would go on, as much as it has recently. Mac
Can someone at least photoshop this chick provocatively sitting in a chair wearing bernies mittens similar to the meme? I'm just here for the memes.
Kathy Bates... LOL. That is basically most of my teachers. Do remember dad pointing out... Why can't you have "her" as teacher( pointing out the Playmate / hot chick teacher).. LOL.
Didn't Prez O add this to the Common Core Curriculum during his admin? Somewhere in the Sex Education or Physical Science/Biology classes?
Speaking of things swirling the drain, or in this case blocking it.
Had a discussion with my middle step son about time management in the bathroom.
He takes 45 minute showers, so I explained the problem with that coupled with his 33 minute poops.
He was already aware of the "Waffle Stomp".
Shoulda seen the look on Rebecca's face.
Our society has been increasingly cultivating narcissists, over the past 40 years. They care about nothing, but "me". It defines the left. Society says get drunk, do drugs and indulge in as much sex, with whoever and whenever, you want. We've become a godless society and we are reaping the consequences.
Nothing wrong with booze drugs for sex, so long as you can get up and do your job the next morning. Who are you to judge?
Ya gotta wonder what's been happening in the classrooms all these years. I'd bet she's done this in the classroom before. Just because we have videos doesn't mean this has just started. It's been going on for decades.
First, judgment can mean innocence or guilt. I don't judge, but God says they are guilty of sin, so who is anyone else to say innocent? Second, God has given men the freedom to deny Him, but also says sin has consequences. So how about a compromise?
How about these men and women can live their lives however they choose, but no more state-stolen aid for people that experience the fruits of their lusts? Doesn't that seem fair?
Wanna bang all night? Raise and educate the kids with only your own labors and charity.
Wanna live a life of drunkeness? Pay for your own bread and rely on the charity of your friends and family.
Drugs are your poison? Have at it. When your body goes, we don't open up the purse of humanity to save you.
The problem is the Godless need "help", because their lives and families suffer from chaos. That is the root of every "insurance" and "program" and "benefit". People go out and get loaded, shack up some chick, and then complain about taxes. Those that do, are the very reason for the taxation. We are all forced to participate in a dysfunctional family. Which, regardless of how well we fund it, never fails to produce more dysfunction.
Stressing the importance of Liberty while undermining the foundation stones of Family is folly. That's not how humanity works, by design.
Ahhhh, someone with the sense to pull out the actual statute so we can see the elements of tha crime. Good stuff.
It's a mixed bag nowadays. My kids have had old cat ladies and young foxes that look like IG models.
I had an Italian teacher as a freshman in high school that was from Italy. She wore knit sweaters with ample cleavage and no bra.
When she would bend over the desk while standing you'd get a fantastic view of some big, slightly saggy breasts. First pair of nips I've ever seen up close and in person. They were always tan too. She definitely tanned topless.
The Hide is responsible for 1 google search for "GA molestation code" and 1500 searches for "GA teacher sex video".Ahhhh, someone with the sense to pull out the actual statute so we can see the elements of tha crime. Good stuff.
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