Daytona 500 | 2022
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No option for “white hood in garage sparks outrage, Feds investigated, turns out to be shop rag”.
You need to come to western NC and east TN. Weeks of twisted roads to ride.
No lane splitting though.
Normally I go north, Susquehanna river valley is great. I do my best to not get on I-95, it brings the throttle.
No interest in NASCAR ,so the subject changes to "throw you off and runs you overs " ....got it ,par for the pit . Final Jeopardy question : What name brand and model motorcycle would fit in the backseat of a VW bug / beatle ,fully assembled ? Hint.....if one could get it to 50mph ,the " too fast wobble " kicked in and it'd throw yo ass . Hint 2 : it was manufactured in the late 60s. Your mission ,should you accept it ,is to figure out what the hell I'm talkin bout. This message WILL NOT self destruct is sixty seconds....... That is all
I went to a NASCAR event at the Atlanta track. Got a seat in the "best section" to experience the thunderous amazingness of NASCAR racing.
Here's a list of things I witnessed in-between almost falling asleep out of boredom (it's much better to just watch it on TV):
1) A girl about 15 was picking at her dirty feet for a solid 20 minutes and then ate with the same hands never having washed them
2) A crusty gross man reached into his crotchial region numerous times and his hand remained there for quite the awkward amount of time
3) A woman pretending to deep throat a hotdog and then choking on it because she actually did shove it down her throat
4) A young boy get dragged up the stairs by I assume his mother by his hair - they sat near me and as far as I could tell he had been an angel all day
5) Just about every child was not wearing ear protection... I tried for about 5 minutes and couldn't bear the noise any longer without my ear muffs
6) When I returned to my truck, a man was sitting in the bed drinking a beer he stole from a cooler that was left in the truck next to mine. He told me that's where he got it. He had to have climbed over the locked tailgate to get into my truck (thankfully not damaging anything). When confronted, he said he thought it was his buddy's truck. There wasn't a single truck that looked remotely like my truck in the entire lot I was in.
No fucking way I'm ever returning to a NASCAR event.
Here's a list of things I witnessed in-between almost falling asleep out of boredom (it's much better to just watch it on TV):
1) A girl about 15 was picking at her dirty feet for a solid 20 minutes and then ate with the same hands never having washed them
2) A crusty gross man reached into his crotchial region numerous times and his hand remained there for quite the awkward amount of time
3) A woman pretending to deep throat a hotdog and then choking on it because she actually did shove it down her throat
4) A young boy get dragged up the stairs by I assume his mother by his hair - they sat near me and as far as I could tell he had been an angel all day
5) Just about every child was not wearing ear protection... I tried for about 5 minutes and couldn't bear the noise any longer without my ear muffs
6) When I returned to my truck, a man was sitting in the bed drinking a beer he stole from a cooler that was left in the truck next to mine. He told me that's where he got it. He had to have climbed over the locked tailgate to get into my truck (thankfully not damaging anything). When confronted, he said he thought it was his buddy's truck. There wasn't a single truck that looked remotely like my truck in the entire lot I was in.
No fucking way I'm ever returning to a NASCAR event.
I heard all garage door pulls are being replaced with electronic openers so nobody feels like they're going to be lynched and calls the FBI
How did this go from a NASCAR thread about how Moonpie-sucking boozles suddenly went woke and Number 9 is dreamy…
To a Hottish Librarian on a bagger and a fast dresser thread… that fast?
Oh, wait. This is the bear pit.
Awesome! Carry on!
Sirhr
PS “Initial survey” forgot ‘Turn totally woke and send remaining fans packing…’. I expect to see a BLM car, a White Claw team and the Navy car painted pink and shaped like a dildo — for recruiting purposes. Maybe Amy Schumer and Whoopi Goldberg doing the color commentary. Oh. Is that term allowed any more?
To a Hottish Librarian on a bagger and a fast dresser thread… that fast?
Oh, wait. This is the bear pit.
Awesome! Carry on!
Sirhr
PS “Initial survey” forgot ‘Turn totally woke and send remaining fans packing…’. I expect to see a BLM car, a White Claw team and the Navy car painted pink and shaped like a dildo — for recruiting purposes. Maybe Amy Schumer and Whoopi Goldberg doing the color commentary. Oh. Is that term allowed any more?
So the Muzzies will protest because all the teams are carrying remote control and that’s offensive to suicide bombers.
Sirhr
Always loved the cars. Big car, lots of tire, big motors, and a 4 speed. Seems so ridiculous to go in a circle with a car like that.
No adult supervision?
We were waiting for some of the adventure sport riders to chime in but I guess they were already tucked in for the night.
Please Please Please let Brandon win!!
LET’S GO BRANDON!!
LET’S GO BRANDON!!
Not possibly a 90 ,tires were too tall and handle bars wouldn't fold........if my memory serves me , it's been awhile ago . Now , the correct answer would be ," What is a Honda Trail 70 ? " ,but since I woke up in a good mood ,and don't want to start the day off being an asshole .......your answer is acceptable , however , you win NOTHING .............have a nice day ,and thanks for accepting the mission .
I'm used to winning nothing.
All I have to do is sit at banquet table and I can prevent those sitting with me from winning too.
All I have to do is sit at banquet table and I can prevent those sitting with me from winning too.
It wasn't all your fault. Don't get me wrong though. You still bear the majority of the blame. Just not all of it.
Look at it this way. At least there's some funny shit in it. It could be a thread about medical acronyms that's would take three hours to read the OP.This thread went to shit...I feel partly responsible; since I started it.
Best race of 2021, any format and any track.
Chase Elliot winning at Austin in the rain.
I vote to let em run real cars instead of the next gen, or the next next gen, or the next next next gen, or the next next next nex next next next next gen car. If you insist on the designing the design, its a one design, just say so, paint em all the same color use the same engine and hope the multiple crashes generate interest (because nothing else they have done will) (except racing in the rain on a road course.
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Chase Elliot winning at Austin in the rain.
I vote to let em run real cars instead of the next gen, or the next next gen, or the next next next gen, or the next next next nex next next next next gen car. If you insist on the designing the design, its a one design, just say so, paint em all the same color use the same engine and hope the multiple crashes generate interest (because nothing else they have done will) (except racing in the rain on a road course.
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Yep - I really enjoy watching those hippos dance around a road course, and I think the Next Gen will be even more entertaining.
I say that they get on the bandwagon of green.
Drop the V-8 and go to a V-6 turbo. Same car and weight. Then do like Formula 1 and limit the gallons of gas for each race.
Drop the V-8 and go to a V-6 turbo. Same car and weight. Then do like Formula 1 and limit the gallons of gas for each race.
Where is DarnYankee, and what have you done with him?
I respectfully disagree… want to Make racing… Racing?
No limits on engine. Speed. Fuel. Nothing. No limiters. No car if the future. No dumbing down engineering.
Do whatever you want. It Simply has to fit into a body that Thurston Bliversphincter can buy at a dealership. Use a template. Other than that… fuck it.
Racing should be… game on. 300 mph into a wall? Who the fuck cares? That is racing. After a few immolate themselves, the rest will learn how to use a throttle and brakes and not hit walls.
More importantly, they won’t be little bitches and won’t throw their helmets at cars or suck NY stock exchange Dick… do you hear me Jeff Gordon?
Darwin can decide technology and skill. Racing is not a soap opera. It is men and machines and engineers and pit crews. Fingers on a hand. Defying the grim reaper.
Rules merely make it bread and circus soap opera.
Just my useless opinion. But Screw the corporate drivers. Win at the bleeding edge or go the fuck home and race go-karts.
Sirhr
Jeff Gordon= the death of nascar.
The days if the Alabama gang slugging it out with Cale, Darryl, Richard and Dale are never coming back. NASCAR is circling the drain and quickly gaining on Indy car to the bottom. The crash of NASCAR may be what's needed to get back to the roots or open the door for another series to take over. Kinda the same way that the UFC has done to boxing.
With that in mind. The V-6 or electric motor may just be the ticket for the funeral of what NASCAR has become
The days if the Alabama gang slugging it out with Cale, Darryl, Richard and Dale are never coming back. NASCAR is circling the drain and quickly gaining on Indy car to the bottom. The crash of NASCAR may be what's needed to get back to the roots or open the door for another series to take over. Kinda the same way that the UFC has done to boxing.
With that in mind. The V-6 or electric motor may just be the ticket for the funeral of what NASCAR has become
You know that ringing in your ears? Sometimes one is louder than the other and then other times the other ear is louder. It switches randomly. Well there's also a devil on one shoulder and a not so angel like person on the other, but an angel none the less. Sometimes I can hear one and other times I hear the other.
Alright effers, the duels start in about an hour. What's the over/under of boring/yardsale tonight? I predict the first race will be nose to tail boring, and the second race will be yardsale. Unless the first race is yardsale; if that happens, the second race will be manufacturer cars lined up together and drafting the whole time.
The only thing I'm sure of, I'm drinking MHL and watching cars GO FAST! TURN LEFT!
Haters need not respond....but everyone knows you will.
The only thing I'm sure of, I'm drinking MHL and watching cars GO FAST! TURN LEFT!
Haters need not respond....but everyone knows you will.
Almost ALL motorsports has gone to shit over the last 20-30 years. Used to love F1, Nascar, and Indy Cars back in the late 70s-mid 90s. Every fucking one went to shit. Either by sanitizing the cars so everyone is on a level playing field (read boring), made it too safe, or went politically correct. Nascar banning the Confederate flag proves that. I don't give a fuck who it offends. Got news for ya, skinny jeans wearing, latte sipping NY and L.A. fags are not gonna save Nascar.
Fucking fuck already...why do you feel the need to respond? Was racing better when Dale died? Is it supposed to be dangerous, YES!
Take your BS and keep watching stick and ball sports...those are ALL FIXED. Why do you think almost every playoff series and championship series in those go max # of game? It's all about money. Racing is about money too, but they don't extend the season, wreckers or checkers and it's done.
Go to your local fair ground and watch demo derby. People that are actual fans of racing don't watch it for the wrecks. If you're into that, do you go to the range hoping someone has a negligent discharge and shoots someone? for fucksakes, you could have kept your keyboard quiet, rather than coming out hoping to see people get hurt.
Racing is fixed as well when you run 4 cars and can use 3 as blockers. When Nascar use to hold Andretti in the pits to slow him up to help others. Everything is just entertainment in sports anyway to bring in the dollars.
They run figure 8 racing at Indianapolis Speedome your confusing it with demo derby.
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