Describe Your Work

[demolitionman]

Basically same here, but in the middle of the forest on 50% slopes. I'm a god to cyclists and the devil to ( most) tree huggers.

Basically same here, but in the middle of the forest on 50% slopes. I'm a god to cyclists and the devil to ( most) tree huggers.

Ahhh you got one of them road builder packages eh.....

 

[BullGear]

I work for the Honey Do International LLC, I get the most enjoyable jobs, many of which I would never have thought of myself. My boss is smart, in the sense that she knows what I need to do before I do.

However the fringe benefits are pretty good.

 

[Davo308]

Sometimes hot, sometimes cold, sometimes dark, sometimes light, sometimes pitch black, sometimes shallow, sometimes deep, sometimes cool, sometimes not cool, sometimes dry, but most times wet. Been hit by lightning, submerged in shit, dodged hypodermics and needle pointed rebar, sucked into a dam, bailed at 100ft, smashed in the mud by nuke plant trash racks, drug by a sand barge...... I should quit

Fluffer spit bucket holder...

 

[Marinevet1]

I am over paid for what I can do if the need arises, but for the most part, I don't do anything..........

 

[Ravenworks]

Yep. Only other biggest omission was from my recruiter.

Well ,I retired took a job in a candlestick factory.
On most days I wax my wick eight hours a day, but I'm often available for overtime.
I'm also never late for work.

 

[Jetson]

Hi speed, high altitude bus driver for 31 years...less than a week from retirement

 

[tsovern]

Ahhh you got one of them road builder packages eh.....

I build mtb trails.

 

[plh]

Exfiltration of masticatory components and maintenance/reconsolidation of supporting architecture along with booger picking

 

[gunjunkie45]

Hi speed, high altitude bus driver for 31 years...less than a week from retirement

Where did you drive your bus? I may have been a passenger. Does " low drag" mean anything to you?

 

[Middle Man]

Talk about guns

 

[Jetson]

Where did you drive your bus? I may have been a passenger. Does " low drag" mean anything to you?

All over the US of A ...I know of parasitic and induced drag. I think I remember you...you had a 1911 in the small of your back as you boarded.

Where did you drive your bus? I may have been a passenger. Does " low drag" mean anything to you?

Where did you drive your bus? I may have been a passenger. Does " low drag" mean anything to you?

 

[Ozarkcop]

I baby sit really large kids who I let carry guns and drive fast cars. I then have to explain to other adults why I let them drive fast and shoot stuff

 

[aac_shooter]

I turn big rocks into little rocks.

 

[Lthrt]

I find smarter ways of doing stupid things

 

[demolitionman]

I build mtb trails.

Sweet dude! I have a 2019 Spexialized Stump Jumper 27.5. Fricking love the thing.

 

[TmisterE]

I supervise plumbers, electricians, and HVAC, and get payed less per hour than they do.

Probably a const. superintendent I do the same thing and it really pisses me off.

 

[ColinW]

Alto tu barco! *draws weapon* Manos arriba! Manos arriba!

 

[craigos]

I work at in a company where i think i am the only conservative and drive a team of 100 engineers to deliver a fraud product that detects and protects against fraudulent purchases and account creation/login/activity for ecommerce customers. I help stop the bad bastards from fucking over the stupid bastards.

 

[Numedal]

I do also from time to time take the liquid squeezed from a cow, add bacteria and stomach goo to make it go stiff, then press it into blocks that people like to slice for sammiches

 

[Sandhog308]

Go door to door , smell what people eat for breakfast or lunch ...smell what scented laundry dryer sheets they use. Usually leave them something to show I’d been there.

 

[demolitionman]

I turn big rocks into little rocks.

My kinda guy. Limestone or Gravel quarry? Or recycled Aggregates?

 

[PatMiles]

Hi speed, high altitude bus driver for 31 years...less than a week from retirement

Retirement, the best damn job you'll ever have!
Congrats!

 

[Go Cougs]

 

[Zuzudaddy]

I sit at a bench and play with tools and tiny devices.

Do you know what this is by chance ?

 

[gsd1983]

I get paid to smoke cigars and BS with people.

 

[BullGear]

I get paid to smoke cigars and BS with people.

So you're a politician???

 

[DocRDS]

I watch you tube videos and attend meetings. Every once in a while I change a chatbott to say things like "Have a nice day someplace else" and see if anyone notices.

 

[gsd1983]

So you're a politician???

No, I actually work.

 

[sheepdog697]

I shape pots with my hands. My budget on house hunters was 2.3M. You might have seen the episode.

 

[Davo308]

I shape pots with my hands. My budget on house hunters was 2.3M. You might have seen the episode.

When I was 4 or 5, I wanted to be a pot maker.

The reason was because I had made my Grandma a ceramic ashtray in preschool.

The 80s were awesome, I bet thats frowned upon now.

 

[gmar]

I pay for things that either Mother Nature, wear and tear or people screw up.

 

[CIB2007]

I recover things that glow and make bright flashes.

 

[Jetson]

Retirement, the best damn job you'll ever have!
Congrats!

Thanx Pat...I’m sure your absolutely correct. No more 3:30 or 4:00 AM wake ups. Nothing but clear skies ahead.

 

[DTF370]

I convince meth dealers/traffickers that I too am a meth dealer/trafficker while I have teeth and am about 20 lbs over weight.

 

[memtb]

Manually open and closed many valves, from 1/8” to those in excess of 24”. Involved with pressures from ounces to in excess of 48,000 psi. Handled liquids on a ph scale from, 14 to 0.3. Worked in gases with an explosive range 4.4% to 44% in normal atmosphere. These gases were also poisonous to breathe....at 1000 ppm, one breath would render you unconscious and without a rescue and resuscitation is fatal. I was in and around this gas at 82% concentration or 820,000 ppm. Often in temperatures ranging from a -20 F to around 115 F. Often in noise areas of approximately 120+ decibels. In spite of all this, I managed to survive and retire! I’been totally unaffected by these conditions! memtb

 

[Dirty D]

Geezus. I never really thought about it. But ya, I touch Men. But I'm paid to. I gotta find another Job.

Goes around checking prison purses, consequently is banned from the local jr high.

 

[Powder_Burns]

I get home everyday covered in oil and rust, and I put about 80,000 miles on my truck every year. I’m not an instrumentation tech, a pipefitter, an electrician, a plumber, a mason, a sales rep, a consultant, or a demolition expert, but all of those things are in my job description. I have a FR suit, SO2/H2S meters, fall harnesses, mag drills, oxyacetylene torches, 4 different sized impact wrenches, and over 2k worth of pipe wrenches on my truck. I have crowsfeet from 1/4” to 3”, and almost never use metric wrenches.

 

[Dirty D]

I use to stir rivers of shit, and lasso turds.
Thats right, I was a cowboy...of sorts. I was OAF.
Now? I'm nurse maid to two boxer dogs, and when the weather breaks, I shall once again imbibe in the sport of kings, the game of idiots.

Work that riddle.

Shut up Lulu.

Turd burglar? Shit sheriff?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Turd burglar? Shit sheriff?

Please, hockeyologist.

 

[Dirty D]

I get home everyday covered in oil and rust, and I put about 80,000 miles on my truck every year. I’m not an instrumentation tech, a pipefitter, an electrician, a plumber, a mason, a sales rep, a consultant, or a demolition expert, but all of those things are in my job description. I have a FR suit, SO2/H2S meters, fall harnesses, mag drills, oxyacetylene torches, 4 different sized impact wrenches, and over 2k worth of pipe wrenches on my truck. I have crowsfeet from 1/4” to 3”, and almost never use metric wrenches.

I used to wear SO2/H2S meters, I don’t really miss that.

 

[Dirty D]

Please, hockeyologist.

Oh Felicia!

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Do you know what this is by chance ?

saw-set?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Turd burglar? Shit sheriff?

You got to watch RSView32 Screens tell you what was going on with RSLinx and RSLogix all day long......

 

[Boxcar]

I move shit bigger then most houses and heavier then most boulders

 

[brianf]

Formulations chemist and herder of dumbasses.

What field ?

 

[nexusfire]

 

[Mwalex]

What field ?

Currently the focus is in Oilfield but the majority of my career was working with pesticide formulations.

 

[Tims]

I am a major cause of global warming . I contribute to deforestation of the planet (with all the paper work i do) I am reality. I tell people what they don't like to hear.

 

[TurboTrout]

Something I truly enjoy, despite others trying damn hard to f’ it up.

 

[FS1]

I use potential and kinetic energy to move heat energy away from people who are offended by it. Then sometimes (rarely) the offended people ask me to return said heat energy using potential and kinetic energy. I do this all using serious physics. And they pay me to do both.

Well to be more honest, nowadays I just tell my kids to do it for me.