Dog be like fucking boa put me in a choke hold?!?!?!?!?

[Im2bent]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Dog is lucky to be alive!!!

Sirhr

 

[diverdon]

Indeed, and the owner is lucky to have such a resolute companion.

 

[Precision Underground]

The guy whacking the snake almost killed the dog once he was free lol.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Welcome to Florida.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If the snakes are picking off dogs and cats… how long before the toddlers start getting killed…

“A Python ate my bay-bee!!!”

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

You gotta say that with an Okeechobee accent

 

[Maggot]

Dog is lucky to be alive!!!

Sirhr

Yeah, but once he go loose he was giving it back.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Maggot]

She could handle my snake anytime.

 

[AngryKoala]

If the snakes are picking off dogs and cats… how long before the toddlers start getting killed…

“A Python ate my bay-bee!!!”

Sirhr

Better or worse than a dingo?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Better or worse than a dingo?

You decide…

 

[FWoo45]

Loosely know a guy who does environmental impact research down there. Carries a judge to smoke pythons that he runs across on his airboat.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

If the snakes are picking off dogs and cats… how long before the toddlers start getting killed…

“A Python ate my bay-bee!!!”

Sirhr

Already happening, this is from 2016

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Already happening, this is from 2016

I remember that... but the alligator is native to FL... so eating the kid at Disney was just an ancient reptile getting rid of an invasive species. Probably an annoying one at that.

The pythons are non-native and nasty. They are killing everything. Traced back to satanists and their terrariums... and Hurricane Andrew that freed thousands of them into the ecosystem.

Meh, it's a global economy for things that bite, sting, suffocate, cause bleed-outs... whatever. At least here in the snowy North, most of those tropical animals die. It's not like we are Australia...

Sirhr

 

[gac700]

Dominate species will prevail along longitudinal lines = more open season targets.

 

[ColinW]

There's only one creature on this entire earth that I absolutely despise and am afraid of.......And that's snakes. I hate 'em all

 

[whatsupdoc]

She could handle my snake anytime.

Yea but she probably will do a Bobbitt maneuver.

 

[hlee]

Thought it was a “gator role” but turns out it was an “anaconda choke.”

 

[Pharmseller]

How are they on the grill?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Dominate species will prevail along longitudinal lines = more open season targets.

Noticed that Communists are more prevalent in tropical and sub-tropical climes. Except in New England. Where they can afford heat.

Well.... targets indeed!

Sirhr

 

[Sniperwannabee]

That dog didn’t skip a beat! Right when it was untangled it went right to biting hahaha