I am a computer commando sniper, ombre is mad cause I wear a cheeto bag on my cock as a cock ghillie while deployed outside of my AO(mom's basement, or as I like to call it, my sanctuary of awsomesauce). anyway, I will share the only way to truly evade a sniper, it has been proven to be effective everytime, 60% of the time.
1- admit that your being targeted by a sniper
2- insert a romulan cloaking device up your ass, if you don't have one a dildo covered in tinfoil will work, it disrupts UAV signals, if niether of these are available proceed to step 3
3- cover your ballsack with a liberal amount of peanut butter, this will become important later
4- smear cowshit on your face, if not near cows than dogshit will suffice, if you have 30 cats then that is fine as well, if none of the above are available use your own shit. Ensure you dont get your poo poo platter on your peanut butter balls.
5- find a manequin head and wear it as a hat(see total recall 1 for reference and assistance picking an acceptable head)
6- repeat the phrase "two weeks" over and over while in public
at this point if you havent shaken the sniper than we need to move to force protection level Xray
7- find a dog or coyote or wolf and kill it, eat its heart, and wear its pelt like a cloak ensuring you are on your hands and knees looking like a dog/coyote/wolf (see plains indian hunting techniques for reference)
8- crawl to the Mall of America, if dogs are chasing you stop, wait, and when they arrive allow them to lick your PB balls. this is a good time to upgrade to a fresher dog cloak but beware your Peanut butter will be all used up, proceed with utmost caution.
9- once at mall of america buy a countersniper scope and swap out the dildo in your ass with the countersniper scope. It's a proven fact that just having a countersniper scope inserted to the hilt in your poop chute triples your chance of survival
10- proceed to security either as a wolf or as a 50 year old woman yelling "two weeks" and ask for Gecko45
11- enjoy bisexual love in safety with codname gecko45 as your protector for the rest of your days
if you follow these steps to a tee you might just evade a arfcom sniper