That’s a toss up- I think I lean towards fried turkey.
Family Holiday Drama: Thanksgiving Edition
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I tell everyone I’m hunting, even if I get my buck. My wife parrots the same thing. I don’t care for her siblings or her extended family very much and she really doesn’t either. Wife and daughter and I will do Turkey and fixings by ourselves on Friday for supper after I’m done hunting. My MIL told my wife she hated her in front of our daughter so that kind of sealed the deal. We usually go to FL for Christmas and don’t deal with the family BS. Both of our families are miserable fucks for some reason.
I’m a fan of smoked turkey for sure, but I also never had a chance to indulge in fried turkey. I always figured if people are willing to burn their house down every year that it must be pretty damned good though.
-LD
I like fried turkey but like smoked better. As long as it is cooked properly so it is not dried out which is easier to do than when you are frying it.
I'm surprised that @Lawless or @SONIC SAAMI hasn't posted anything on adding pineapple to turkey yet.
SACRILEGE!!!!!! Desecration of the almighty Thanksgiving turkey should be grounds for banination. Keep that crap in Hawaii.I'm surprised that @Lawless or @SONIC SAAMI hasn't posted anything on adding pineapple to turkey yet.
I would eat the heck outta thatI'm surprised that @Lawless or @SONIC SAAMI hasn't posted anything on adding pineapple to turkey yet.
Couldn’t get home one year. Guy says, have Thanksgiving with us, it’ll be fun. I go reluctantly and keep thinking leftover Chick fil A would have been better. Lo and behold, mid meal his grandpa stands up at the table, drops his trousers and boxers in front of about ten people and exposes Mr Winky. He just stands there, his pickle swinging in the wind. I was ready to perform CPR on one woman, and clear another persons airway when they choked on a yam. After the shock wore off they helped the old guy get dressed. I don’t think anyone spoke the rest of the meal. I’ve declined every invitation since.
I suddenly made peace with the fact that maybe “boring” isn’t that bad.
My ex is bi- polar AF, we used to go to her sister's in Cleveland TN, ahh the memories of watching the joy leaving everyone's face when we arrived...
I was hoping my gf would be out of prison, she's not scheduled until next April, but I finally got through to the right person to get her a medical furlough for another neck surgery (blew out another disc below her fusions, compressing her spinal cord) Maybe before Christmas!
I was hoping my gf would be out of prison, she's not scheduled until next April, but I finally got through to the right person to get her a medical furlough for another neck surgery (blew out another disc below her fusions, compressing her spinal cord) Maybe before Christmas!
Holidays lol
Now that my grandparents and great uncles are all dead it's boomers in charge all they talk about is money and they secretly hate each other so the dinners only last 30-45mins and everybody leaves.
Now that my grandparents and great uncles are all dead it's boomers in charge all they talk about is money and they secretly hate each other so the dinners only last 30-45mins and everybody leaves.
I wanted to say, “oh look, it’s The Thanksgiving Penis”, but at that point in my life I was trying to keep the list of people who hate me short.
Unfortunately Paul is no longer with us in person. But these videos are fantastic!
In the first minute he explains his reasoning for the “thanksgiving special” video.
Go to the 30 second mark and watch 30 seconds. Or just watch the whole thing.
In the first minute he explains his reasoning for the “thanksgiving special” video.
Go to the 30 second mark and watch 30 seconds. Or just watch the whole thing.
Honestly, the best holiday celebrations for me was with the boys in the deployed shitholes. Damn great memories. First holiday after EAS and it was a painful shitshow with the usual family bullshit. That's when I realized I got family that ain't blood, and blood that ain't family.
The sad thing is, when growing up all the guys in the family showed up with their shotguns and we shot trap before and after dinner out in the barnyard. That's when as a young tike I was introduced to the smell of dad's 870 and the burnt powder! All them dudes have since died, most all my side is dead, so I go to my wife's aunt's place. Things are kept light & fun, food is great, but they are of the sheeple variety, no offense, but things get boring AF after dinner and I'm stuffed & miserable waiting for my wife to call RTB. Oh, and no booze ever...
OP, maybe there's something in there to help you indirectly, or really...you're just fucked like the rest of us. LOL
The sad thing is, when growing up all the guys in the family showed up with their shotguns and we shot trap before and after dinner out in the barnyard. That's when as a young tike I was introduced to the smell of dad's 870 and the burnt powder! All them dudes have since died, most all my side is dead, so I go to my wife's aunt's place. Things are kept light & fun, food is great, but they are of the sheeple variety, no offense, but things get boring AF after dinner and I'm stuffed & miserable waiting for my wife to call RTB. Oh, and no booze ever...
OP, maybe there's something in there to help you indirectly, or really...you're just fucked like the rest of us. LOL
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