Fashion advice

[n2ishun]

Yea, it's like that.
Do I wear the Glock 19 gen 5 to look svelte and trim ?
Or.
Do I wear the CZ 97BD and make my butt look big ?

You know first impressions are important.
So, what shall it be ?

 

[ggmanning]

Dump the Glock cause a .45acp CZ is just cool.

 

[CheStadium]

Yea, it's like that.
Do I wear the Glock 19 gen 5 to look svelte and trim ?

You'll shoot your leg off. Go with the CZ.

 

[Maggot]

Lose them both and get a real man's gun, a Colt 1911.

 

[Bigfatcock]

You should keister stash them.

 

[The D]

You should keister stash them.

I’m sure with OP’s reputation either of those pistols would get lost in that cavern

 

[Son of Dorn]

You should keister stash them.

That only works with compact models or else you walk funny. And best not to keep it cocked and locked.

Here's Angelina Jolie's thigh modeling a lovely Stealth-1 .45 ACP. It's appropriate for formal and casual alike, and with its stainless finish all weather too! But do you have the legs for it?

 

[Bigfatcock]

That only works with compact models or else you walk funny. And best not to keep it cocked and locked.

Here's Angelina Jolie's thigh modeling a lovely Stealth-1 .45 ACP. It's appropriate for formal and casual alike, and with its stainless finish all weather too! But do you have the legs for it?

I’d strap it to my dick.

 

[JoshPutman]

Lose them both and get a real man's gun, a Colt 1911.

This man gets it.

 

[kcbird]

Screw on a suppressor and run it down the front of your pants, chicks dig it.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Do you have an option for men available?

 

[n2ishun]

Do you have an option for men available?

You're saying a CZ 97 isn't a mans gun ?
Obviously you've never tried (note: tried) to wrap your hand around one.
It's big, double stack 45, none of my buddies like it because it's so big.
Fits my hand like a glove.....I'm not small.

 

[supercorndogs]

You bragging about wrapping your hands around a big man's gun now.

 

[JoshPutman]

Here's a holster for ya.

 

[Maser]

If you really wanna look gangsta, CC the type of gun that was used to assassinate Shinzo Abe.

 

[FWoo45]

 

[n2ishun]

You bragging about wrapping your hands around a big man's gun now.

You can only fantasize....my.....umm, what's your pronoun again ?

 

[supercorndogs]

You can only fantasize....my.....umm, what's your pronoun again ?

"Man" is not a pronoun you nit wit.

 

[roostercogburn98]

You're saying a CZ 97 isn't a mans gun ?
Obviously you've never tried (note: tried) to wrap your hand around one.
It's big, double stack 45, none of my buddies like it because it's so big.
Fits my hand like a glove.....I'm not small.

Big doesn’t make a man

 

[JoshPutman]

Here ya go.

 

[whatsupdoc]

Here ya go.
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Best point that at your head if you are going to shoot something, less painful
than than the grip ripping through your jaw.

 

[kenny1773]

you decided not to carry the Yeet Cannon anymore?

 

[n2ishun]

Big doesn’t make a man

Say that after I unzip.
No, open wider when you say that.
There you go

 

[roostercogburn98]

Say that after I unzip.
No, open wider when you say that.
There you go

My pronouns are He and His, wrong tree, keep barking devil dog

 

[n2ishun]

My pronouns are He and His, wrong tree, keep barking devil dog

Is that what you identify as now ? after all that work in surgery ?

 

[roostercogburn98]

Is that what you identify as now ? after all that work in surgery ?

You ate too many crayons

 

[n2ishun]

You ate too many crayons

Nah, I was more a fan of that white paste kiddie glue they gave us in kindergarten.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Nah, I was more a fan of that white paste kiddie glue they gave us in kindergarten.

You would like white paste in your mouf

 

[n2ishun]

You would like white paste in your mouf

Freudian slip ?
It's racial thing isn't it ?

 

[roostercogburn98]

Race has nothing to do with your preferences