Re: forum length
Have you ever wonder what posses' men to just type away, about jsut stupid shit. I mean really, stupid shit. Like trash cans, if you had one you wanted to get rid of, how to you get rid of it? You stopped placing trash in it. There's nothing for the garbage men to pick up and throw into the the back of thr truck. DO you send a letter. Do you place the old can in, a new larger one?
What about women sanitary product being advertised on the TV. I hate them. Have you seen the one that ask do you feel like a blow fish, itch like a porcupine is in your crotch, or smell like a fish in your panties. Gents I don't know about you, but I am hauling ass from that, any product that can cover those symptoms up and certainly laying out the bitch in the cosmetic section that tries spraying it on me when I am just walking through the department store trying to get to the boxers.
Do you have the problem of the women of your household flushing way to much toilet paper down the toilet? What up with that? Why? I can wipe my ass in one to two swipes and the occasional three if after beer and 4 alarm chili and beans with wings, but 5-8 wipes, no curtiosy flush to save us from having to get the pluncher and the gag reflex.
Dog Shit? I understand we all have to take Rover out for the occasional crap, but why do some of your neighbors insist taking their beloved animal to the same place and leaving a monument for the world to see, especially after the grass has been freshly cut. Remedy, take a paper plate and if they have a mail box that drop through the front door,...... well leaving them a present in their foyer they will never forget.
I went last week for the old prostate examination, that right the fickled finger of fate. What is it about the guys, or gals if your lucky, are they told during med school to be funny. don't. Dear Doctor Teacher tell students not to crack jokes with their finger up patience ass. Well anyway, doctor has his finger up my ass last Wednesday, and he ask" had any work done back here?" What the hell am I suppost to saywith that?So I say, " No, but I have been thinking about getting some "Spinners" and some 20 inch Rim's"
Just thought I would clear my head of some things