Maggie’s forum length

#251
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeppoKa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Dont make me glaze u!!"

Why does that scare me so badly???? </div></div>

Why ? Because Nomad wants you for his bitch, and you both know it !
 
#253
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeppoKa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I am Uncle Sam's bitch he will have to wait in line. Plus I am really hoping he was talking to her. </div></div>

We all better hope he was talking about HER ((LOL)).

I hear Nomad is like a big ole HORNY RAM
 
#257
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: savage110FPshoot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll stop posting now so the end can come! </div></div>

"The Germans have received back again that measure of fire and steel which they have so often meted out to others. Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."

—Churchill
 
#261
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I need to sleep.......more often
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#265
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm a machine!!!

Glazing machine.

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Phew,, you had me and teppoka worried here for a minute. i reckoned you wanted teppeoka for your bitch..

I did call you a Horny Old Ram ((LOL)) Does the description fit then.

ed
 
#266
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Indians close to clinching~~~
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Go Tribe!!

Will be the Tribe and the Sox's battling for the AL spot in the big show!!

 
#272
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Have you ever wonder what posses' men to just type away, about jsut stupid shit. I mean really, stupid shit. Like trash cans, if you had one you wanted to get rid of, how to you get rid of it? You stopped placing trash in it. There's nothing for the garbage men to pick up and throw into the the back of thr truck. DO you send a letter. Do you place the old can in, a new larger one?
What about women sanitary product being advertised on the TV. I hate them. Have you seen the one that ask do you feel like a blow fish, itch like a porcupine is in your crotch, or smell like a fish in your panties. Gents I don't know about you, but I am hauling ass from that, any product that can cover those symptoms up and certainly laying out the bitch in the cosmetic section that tries spraying it on me when I am just walking through the department store trying to get to the boxers.
Do you have the problem of the women of your household flushing way to much toilet paper down the toilet? What up with that? Why? I can wipe my ass in one to two swipes and the occasional three if after beer and 4 alarm chili and beans with wings, but 5-8 wipes, no curtiosy flush to save us from having to get the pluncher and the gag reflex.
Dog Shit? I understand we all have to take Rover out for the occasional crap, but why do some of your neighbors insist taking their beloved animal to the same place and leaving a monument for the world to see, especially after the grass has been freshly cut. Remedy, take a paper plate and if they have a mail box that drop through the front door,...... well leaving them a present in their foyer they will never forget.
I went last week for the old prostate examination, that right the fickled finger of fate. What is it about the guys, or gals if your lucky, are they told during med school to be funny. don't. Dear Doctor Teacher tell students not to crack jokes with their finger up patience ass. Well anyway, doctor has his finger up my ass last Wednesday, and he ask" had any work done back here?" What the hell am I suppost to saywith that?So I say, " No, but I have been thinking about getting some "Spinners" and some 20 inch Rim's"
Just thought I would clear my head of some things

 
#276
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bill the Lurker</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A moose once bit my sister...</div></div>

Did she cry?
 
#283
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Okay, so why do men leave the commode seat up, especially in the middle of the night, so when we have to go our ass falls in the toilet water (which hasn't always been flushed by the way).
I too hate women's feminine product commercials as well as the Trojan man commercials. This leads me to the ads for Viagra, Cialis or Levitra - whichever may be your drug of choice - with the husband and wife giving each other those looks and all smiles when we really know when a man takes his little blue or yellow or white pill he proceeds to tell his wife that he took it, gives her a slap on the ass and lets her know what's coming -okay bad choice of word, but you know what I mean. There is definitely no sitting in bathtubs looking out at a lake. Of course my favorite are those commercials for herpes, I mean come on.

By the way, GO COLTS!!! Not much of a baseball fan here.
 
#288
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I have a question.
I was sitting at the computer reading this thread, and I heard all of this screaming outside. Shortly thereafter, there was a crack that sounded like a .22 rimfire. I meet my son running inside screaming and crying that my best friend and neighbor has just shot my prized fighting pit bull in his front yard. (My son had accidentally let him out of the fenced in back yard.) I grab my Rem. 870 16” house gun and run toward my neighbor’s house. He is standing there with his suppressed Ruger 10/22 outfitted with a SS 20X that I traded him for a S&B 3-12. BTW, I found it to be a great trade because it was manufactured before Smith and Wesson Co. was sold out.
He starts in on me about my dog saying that his kids were out in the front yard playing lawn darts when the pit comes charging towards them. He claims he had only seconds to pull the trigger before it jumped on his middle child. The bullet entered the dogs hind quarters and travels up bouncing off of the rib cage and exiting the temporal lobe causing him to run back to my yard.
I could tell by my pard’s body language that he was expecting me to go postal. However, revenge is best served with informing him that, although I love my dog, I love MY child more. Further explaining, I would have done the same thing. His confusion mounting. See friend, your middle child is biologically mine. Thank You for saving his life. He is getting very pissed at me at this point. Okay this is where I’ve got the question. His shot was less than 30 yards on a moving target with a 8 mph wind at 3 0’clock. If I had not traded the 3-12 for the 20X would he have made a clean shot, or was the can at fault because of the loud sound signature?
I need the answer ASAP cause we have a bet on who is right.


DISCLAIMER: No pit bulls were harmed in the making of this post.


 
#291
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An Afrikans buddy of mine has a great reply to this kind of thing;

" Ya man,,, Shut the fuck up or I will come to your villiage, steal you goats, kill your cattle, fuck your women and poison your water"

 
#296
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: eddieo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An Afrikans buddy of mine has a great reply to this kind of thing;

" Ya man,,, Shut the fuck up or I will come to your villiage, steal you goats, kill your cattle, fuck your women and poison your water"

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He must have been from Rhodesia
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#298
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7mmRM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ed,

LOL!!! You fuckin wish!!!! </div></div>

Yep,,

I can wish pretty fucking big ((LOL))

 
#299
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: eddieo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 7mmRM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ed,

LOL!!! You fuckin wish!!!! </div></div>

Yep,,

I can wish pretty fucking big ((LOL))

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That never hurt a thing!
 
#300
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A Rod 52 HR's = Leauge leader.



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yes the Yankees still suck!!!

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