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Bets on how long before Mr. ‘Roid Rage starts beating on Swifty?
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When I played football under two of the legends of High School Football in Louisiana…..

And I talked that way to either Coach Charlie Brown or his then assistant, Coach Chick Childress……

My ass would be on the ground before I got the “N” out of “Damn.” As my ass hit the ground, I would be told to hit the locker room and turn in my equipment.

True story, happened to the largest player on the team, who towered over Coach Childress during spring training. We were shocked, and never, ever dreamed of raising our voice, much less using a four letter word to any of our coaches. (Who as their careers progressed both won multiple state championships as head coaches, Brown at Neville High School and Childress at Ruston High School; look it up)
 
When I played football under two of the legends of High School Football in Louisiana…..

And I talked that way to either Coach Charlie Brown or his then assistant, Coach Chick Childress……

My ass would be on the ground before I got the “N” out of “Damn.” As my ass hit the ground, I would be told to hit the locker room and turn in my equipment.

True story, happened to the largest player on the team, who towered over Coach Childress during spring training. We were shocked, and never, ever dreamed of raising our voice, much less using a four letter word to any of our coaches. (Who as their careers progressed both won multiple state championships as head coaches, Brown at Neville High School and Childress at Ruston High School; look it up)

I said the same to my wife. Yes, I'm old, but in my day, if you touched a coach of talked back, then you got benched.
 
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When I played football under two of the legends of High School Football in Louisiana…..

And I talked that way to either Coach Charlie Brown or his then assistant, Coach Chick Childress……

My ass would be on the ground before I got the “N” out of “Damn.” As my ass hit the ground, I would be told to hit the locker room and turn in my equipment.

True story, happened to the largest player on the team, who towered over Coach Childress during spring training. We were shocked, and never, ever dreamed of raising our voice, much less using a four letter word to any of our coaches. (Who as their careers progressed both won multiple state championships as head coaches, Brown at Neville High School and Childress at Ruston High School; look it up)
HS football is not pro football.
 
I hate them both, because they try and route/re-route traffic where it shouldn’t go.
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Yeah, before the assimilation was complete Waze was faster at calculating/recommending better routes.

I haven't used waze in years but if anything happens our a route I've selected google doesn't tell me about it until I'm committed to the current route and there's no alternative.
 
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Yeah, before the assimilation was complete Waze was faster at calculating/recommending better routes.

I haven't used waze in years but if anything happens our a route I've selected google doesn't tell me about it until I'm committed to the current route and there's no alternative.
i have a tendency to look for DOT owned traffic maps and using the DOT’s recommended alternative routes. We have had too many instances of tractor-trailer rigs, Motorhomes, and RVs getting into places where they have to be towed out backwards because of Waze and google. That is not to mention the SAR call outs for stranded and or fatalities on some of the roads around here.