Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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[theLBC]

 

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[Lawless]

I was driving I77 today and saw a RTH land on a rodent in the grass beside the hwy. He got his breakfast.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Luke - Cool phone case!
C3PO - Master Luke! That's Han Solo frozen in carbonite by Jabba the Hut.
Luke - I can see why Leah is so into him... he's veiny as f*ck!
C3PO - Wait, what?
Luke - What?
C3PO - ...
Luke - Do you know where I can get me some more of that green milk?
C3PO - ...

 

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[458win]

Only on the 5th of fucking never!

 

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[gunjunkie45]

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I've been to a nude beach. Same psychology applies.

 

[Longshot231]

Maybe someone will slap some sense into that spoiled bitch.

 

[EddieNFL]

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Waze once told me I had to park and walk to my destination which it plotted in the middle of a lake.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Major Wader]

HS football is not pro football.

Nope. HS football actually means something and teaches some kids. Pro football could disappear forever and other than some minor emotional trauma for a comparatively few fanboys, the entire population would be better off, other than some criminals and some billionaires.

 

[WeiserBucks]

Nope. HS football actually means something and teaches some kids. Pro football could disappear forever and other than some minor emotional trauma for a comparatively few fanboys, the entire population would be better off, other than some criminals and some billionaires.

Amen brother.

 

[Mike Casselton]

I've been to a nude beach. Same psychology applies.

OMG.
Growing up we had a nude beach near Dunedin, FL.
So, ... us teenagers decided to make a short road trip west to see what was cookin.

(Insert image of someone barfing)

98% of the beachgoers were hairy, overweight transplanted NYC-ers or Jersey boys. The rest were their overweight, pasty wives.

We were able to see much better stuff at the Causeway just west of TIA. And, we got to see nude stuff up close that didn't kill the boner.

In fact, it caused a lot of those raging hard-ons.
Thankfully we had a few gals that helped us with our, ahem, issues.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Father O’blivion]

For way less $ the owner should have hired someone to beat the fuck out of that dude.

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

 

[K470]

There are two kids without phones or gaming consoles.

 

[375fan]

IIRC quite a few years ago a large jetliner was brought in as a glider when it ran out of fuel over Canada. It had been fueled with Liters instead of gallons and lost all its engines. It think it was out in Alberta somewhere. @Sean the Nailer will probably know. It was a big deal. Long before that Sully guy landed in the Hudson, the pilot in Canada brought his plane down whole with no injuries on a dead stick landing.

Impressive.

Sirhr

There was a movie made about this years ago. Can't remember the name of movie. I'm thinking Robert Urich played the captain, been a long time since I saw it.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

There was a movie made about this years ago. Can't remember the name of movie. I'm thinking Robert Urich played the captain, been a long time since I saw it.

Leslie Neilson was in it, too.

 

[jpjulian]

i have a tendency to look for DOT owned traffic maps and using the DOT’s recommended alternative routes. We have had too many instances of tractor-trailer rigs, Motorhomes, and RVs getting into places where they have to be towed out backwards because of Waze and google. That is not to mention the SAR call outs for stranded and or fatalities on some of the roads around here.

Been there. Ain't fun at all. No sirreee, it ain't fun at all.....

 

[cooper barrett]

My Afghan used to dance with girls at parties, I'm 5' 10"
and he was eye to eye. Dumb as a box of rocks but Domino could run 35+ MPH which was fun sometimes.

 

[cooper barrett]

I've been to a nude beach. Same psychology applies.

Black's beach sure changed since I lived near it.

 

[Modoc]

Some fun

 

[UKDslayer]

Not always a good sign if you are in Mallorca.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Yeah, before the assimilation was complete Waze was faster at calculating/recommending better routes.

I haven't used waze in years but if anything happens our a route I've selected google doesn't tell me about it until I'm committed to the current route and there's no alternative.

Check your settings

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Based on this, there must be an 800M sphere somewhere that tastes ok!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Maybe this is the solution to Franks scammer dilemma…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This AI Katy Perry just seems off somehow.

I’ll also Nuke if NSFW-ish enough…

 

[Longshot231]

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Maybe this is the solution to Franks scammer dilemma…

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Boneless???

 

[theLBC]

 

[Pharmseller]

 

[Keith E.]

Female SWAT Team training?

Keith

 

[Pharmseller]

After dancing with Pepé Le Pew

 

[Ramius]