You're missing the bottom. "I'm convinced there's an 800 meter sphere that tastes okay."
Xkcd #2893
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Xkcd #2893
Well, setting aside the fact the moon is made of green cheese for just a moment.
This is exactly how climate science works.
Not ashamed to admit, change the Boones to blackberry and I'd devour everything there. Or preferrably just change the Boone's to a PBR.
That does look like a tasty candle. Probably the best thing in the picture…
It's an acquired taste but if you're already into crayons it's not a big step.
And at least three of them belonged to Taylor Swift... She brings spares.
In seriousness... how many are owned by Hollywood ass-pirates who want you to Eat Zee Bugs... and are CEO's of companies pushing DEI and socialism on everyone else.
Oh and $14M a minute for an ego-boosting commercial that realistically does nothing to build sales or increase stock value. Yes, these commercials are mainly about image and employee morale. But wouldn't 7,000 employees prefer a $2,000 bonus (not including ad production costs... another million or two)... with a note from the CEO that says "I was going to buy a Superbowl ad this year. But instead, I want all of you to take this money and have an amazing weekend with your family and friends. Thank you for being part of the 'real' winning team."
That's how a Leader would spend $14 million-a-minute.** Only managers, Peter-Principle poster kids and losers spend it on their own egos...
Sirhr
** PS. The payback on that in everything from real employee morale to global publicity... would be priceless. If any of you CEO types hanging out here on S.H. rip off my leadership tips, you owe me royalties. You can pay me in nice English Shotguns and belt-feds. Just 'sayin!
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And failure....don't forget failure.
