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What I want to know is that thing faster than a road runner?
Something tells me that big red may not be the bully. If I know anything about societal norms, the minorities are not typically on the good side. Might sound somewhat racist, but history would confirm! I'm gonna need more info before supporting one side over the other.
Move doggie!
My stepdaughter did something like that. We were at some fancy schmancy snow tubing hill and she saw people bumping into each other in the tubes and she thought it looked fun. Her mom was coming down after us and she grabbed a tube and jumped in front of her. But… Her mom was fucking hauling ass. Waaaay faster than the other people we had seen do it previously. She jumped in front of her mom on the tube and instantly got launched and flipped ass over tea kettle. She landed in the snow face first, broke her glasses & started crying immediately. As soon as I picked her up, calmed her down, and made sure she was ok I laughed my ass off. Good times with the family
It's obviously the centrifugal force in action that makes human's and animal's limbs fully extend while they're flipping end over end, but it sure is funny looking none the less. It's amazing when physics, science, and levity come together for a good ole time!
Can't explain why, but my intuition tells me that many Hide members show up like this to large gatherings. 
Did y’all know that an 8” oak limb under tension, will move at mach 3 and not slow down a bit when in contacts a 54 year old bottom lip? My jaw hurts like Mike Tyson bitch slapped me.
The tree was a very tall white oak about 24” at the base. Wind took it out. We have had very high winds (a 76 mph gust a few miles from here on the news) and this oak with some heart rot couldn’t take that noise. I got the top all cut up into firewood, all that is left is the main trunk.
The tree was a very tall white oak about 24” at the base. Wind took it out. We have had very high winds (a 76 mph gust a few miles from here on the news) and this oak with some heart rot couldn’t take that noise. I got the top all cut up into firewood, all that is left is the main trunk.
Milton would like a word with you, in the boiler room no less.
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Love when this guy randomly shows up in my YouTube feed!
Plot twist: You are a Paleolithic hunter gatherer out foraging in the forest as the Ice Age is retreating, and after you wiped the remaining blood from your lips, an idea hit you:
"So many of my brothers have sacrificed their all trying to bring down those wooly giants with their lances. What if I hold a long branch like the one that just smacked me under tension, tie both ends to a string in the middle, and launch a shorter spear from this device with much greater penetrating power and range?"...
Yeah that's not what we watched. The good smartens who didn't get involved until it was safe for them to kick a guy on the ground.
Are we missing the joke? Is this sarcasm?
Plot twist: You are a Paleolithic hunter gatherer out foraging in the forest as the Ice Age is retreating, and after you wiped the remaining blood from your lips, an idea hit you:
"So many of my brothers have sacrificed their all trying to bring down those wooly giants with their lances. What if I hold a long branch like the one that just smacked me under tension, tie both ends to a string in the middle, and launch a shorter spear from this device with much greater penetrating power and range?"...
You’d be the Elon Musk of Cavemen!
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