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Apparently meta me is gonna be a super weapon in 2030. :D

 
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No mag inserted.
 
I went to my follow up appointment with my Lasik doc, I have at least 20/15! The chart they use doesn’t measure smaller but I read it easily and fast. They say it will get more sharp and clear over the next few weeks 😮

One thing I have experienced is that run of the mill sunglasses are not optically clear, they induce slight blur at distance whether polarized or not. I am used to RX Costa sunglasses so I guess a pair of non-RX is in my future. Currently I see more detail without.

Reading has become worse as expected, I am much more comfortable with 1.5s now where before they were not necessary but optional.

I am amazed at what I see now just around here on my land. My depth perception is something I’m still getting used to. Deer need to look out this fall.


No freeloading


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Slipped on some water on a linoleum floor and the corner of the air conditioner decided that it was time for me to get a peek at my skull.
I had the bleeding stopped and cleaned up with peroxide before I got to the ER. Lady at the desk asked what she could do for me. Ummm, don't know if I need some super glue, staples or stiches? Then I showed her. Ohhhh, you definitely need something. Yeah well, I figured since I can feel my skull I'd come get a second opinion. They gave me a first timer for the staples. She said that she had done them on mice or something but never on a human. Cool, I never had staples before. Well I think they had to remove two or three and do them again. But staples are the way to go for me from now on. I have some pretty thick skin and stitches are a bitch for them to get in me.
The heck happened brother!
 
It's a picture going around online. Apparently the dealer agreed to only charge msrp after being shamed.
Sent it to a buddy of mine in the industry, he has signed some of their orders through for shipping inspection on the way. Said they had massive order cancelations and had to shut off the phones due to death threats. Fuck them.
 
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