Maggie’s Going unicorn hunting:

[flyer]

Wish me luck, I spotted one several months ago.

She seems to hang out in a small group with one surgically enhanced decoy girl and one who has a great personality I'm sure.

I don't know if she's a true according to Urban Dictionary "unicorn" but she could be judging by her group of friends and typically no guys around her.

She has a more realistic body than her surgically enhanced friend but is definitely built like the proverbial "brick shit house". Probably Bikini ready but I'm not sure a Bikini would be ready for her...

I sent in a scout a while ago, the report is: not lesbian.

I made my first move last night, playing it slow, like a gentleman.

If anyone has stories or advice about landing a woman way out of your league, please share.

 

[Huskydriver]

He who dares
Wins...

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[mountainman308]

I met my wife, who if not a certifiable unicorn is very close, the first week of Freshman year of college. She dropped her phone, and I picked it up and handed it back to her. That was all it took. No pickup lines, no gimmicks. Just be a gentleman, and be yourself. The rest seems to come naturally. Bonne chance mon frere.

 

[flyer]

If my unicorn was trying to rent a carpet cleaner at the grocery store I would volunteer.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Just start, and be 'indifferent'. The more you 'try', the more you'll fail. Go in with NO expectations, and anything you do get (progress-wise) will be a bonus.

 

[powdahound76]

Im a farm boy gentleman kind of guy.

I dont dress like a new age homo.
I can dress up as needed and your more likely to find me in jeans and a flannel or hoodie.

Be respectful and be yourself.

When I met momma I told her a few things right up front.
She signed on and hasnt looked back.

I was 100% up front about my faith, my patriotism, and my love of the COTUS and no matter how smart, kind, sweet, and beautiful she is, I will never bargain or give on those.

She still says that me knowing myself and being strong was a major point maker.

If you are serious, be serious.

 

[johnnycat]

Just show some sack. Contrary to popular belief, women still like real men.

 

[JBPilot]

My advice, be yourself always. Don’t put on a front or you’re setting yourself up for problems down the road. Be honest with her, but it’s critical to be honest with yourself also. Just because she’s a unicorn doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s YOUR unicorn. It’s a hard thing to do but be willing to let her go if you realize that she really isn’t the one.

I found my Unicorn, and I wouldn’t trade her for anything!

Be a gentleman, and good luck!

P.S. mine said that she really liked how I was honest and put my cards on the table told her that I was serious and ready for a real serious relationship.

 

[acudaowner]

its more comforting to take your chances and ask the worse she can do is point and laugh . big deal you can do it .

 

[powdahound76]

Ask if she has ever had a cowboy tongue-punch her fart box.

Always a good opener

 

[buffalowinter]

The bulge in a man's pants all women find irresistible:

 

[flyer]

I wouldn't try to be fake, I can't keep that up very long.

Also, I don't know who created the definition of "unicorn" being some kind of perfect mate, I don't know her well enough to determine that.

The other definition is a beautiful woman who can be the third in a threesome without wanting an emotional relationship and without wrecking the relationship of the other two. She might be that. I don't know what else explains such a beautiful woman that I never see with men who isn't a lesbian. Well, I can think of two things but she doesn't seem fridgid and the other would be very unfortunate so I'm hoping for unicorn and there are a few hints of that which I won't mention.

If I'm right, the challenge is getting her interested in a relationship and convincing her to be monogamous for me.

I made her and the Barbie doll laugh last night so I think I'm on the right track.

 

[j-huskey]

Ask if she has ever had a cowboy tongue-punch her fart box.

Always a good opener

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..........

Powdapup will write on board 1000 times,
Do not try to cockblock hide friends.... ??????

 

[powdahound76]

Aw come on. Gotta let me have some fun!

If a guy cant decide between my first post and that, then he doesnt deserve any woman. Cept a shankster special.....


What is the Hide coming to if we can't bust a guys balls little for asking for advice one how to pick up a woman?

 

[powdahound76]

Where is VJJ when we need him? ????

 

[flyer]

Yeah, I'm not going to cock block myself.

But speaking of cock blocks, the hardest I've ever been cock blocked was by a girl who I consider a friend. She just said exactly the wrong thing...

 

[hlee]

We're going to need pics before we can provide useful advice.

 

[j-huskey]

Like snipershide pics: example provided... jic.....

 

[clcustom1911]

Wish me luck, I spotted one several months ago.

She seems to hang out in a small group with one surgically enhanced decoy girl and one who has a great personality I'm sure.

I don't know if she's a true according to Urban Dictionary "unicorn" but she could be judging by her group of friends and typically no guys around her.

She has a more realistic body than her surgically enhanced friend but is definitely built like the proverbial "brick shit house". Probably Bikini ready but I'm not sure a Bikini would be ready for her...

I sent in a scout a while ago, the report is: not lesbian.

I made my first move last night, playing it slow, like a gentleman.

If anyone has stories or advice about landing a woman way out of your league, please share.

I wouldn't do this:

 

[flyer]

Not happening until I either get permission or strike out.

For reference I would describe her as kind of like a Wonder Woman era Linda Carter but thicker and better but still proportional curves or a brunette Anita Ekberg of the 1960s.

 

[clcustom1911]

Excellent. Just be you. That's it.

 

[softcock]

I sent in a scout a while ago, the report is: not lesbian.

I made my first move last night, playing it slow, like a gentleman.

If anyone has stories or advice about landing a woman way out of your league, please share .

-
When she out of my league > I always like to make sure I slip my best one-liner in the conversion .
..." I can be discreet ".
.

 

[niteshooter]

No other men around her? Hmm?
Maybe she has a kid behind the scenes.
That thigh gap be looking like this.

 

[niteshooter]

New relationships are akin to setting #1 victor spring traps around the house then wandering barefoot and blindfolded.
If it makes it to marriage then it warrants a visit to sawtooth traps where she’ll keep your balls for the rest your days.

Unless it lands sideways in divorce court, then it upgrades to one of these where all your toys end up.

In all seriousness though, just be yourself and upfront with what you are about and let the chips fall where they will.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Ask if she has ever had a cowboy tongue-punch her fart box.

Always a good opener

And here we thought you were such a nice boy. Hell, come to find out you’re a pretty good comedian too.........

 

[Diver160651]

Wish me luck, I spotted one several months ago.

She seems to hang out in a small group with one surgically enhanced decoy girl and one who has a great personality I'm sure.

I don't know if she's a true according to Urban Dictionary "unicorn" but she could be judging by her group of friends and typically no guys around her.

She has a more realistic body than her surgically enhanced friend but is definitely built like the proverbial "brick shit house". Probably Bikini ready but I'm not sure a Bikini would be ready for her...

I sent in a scout a while ago, the report is: not lesbian.

I made my first move last night, playing it slow, like a gentleman.

If anyone has stories or advice about landing a woman way out of your league, please share.

Make sure to move when they blink..

My wife had no idea what happened until a decade later

 

[flyer]

I'm not entirely opposed to dating a woman with a kid. I have no reason to believe that's the situation but a while back I was interested in a woman with that situation. I asked her how dating with a kid worked for her. Evidently it doesn't because she got mad and that was that. If she found a way to make it work and was up front about the situation, I would have considered it.

Some single mothers really have their shit together. If she's an earner, won't fuck up your priorities and will let you be a man, there's not too much to complain about.

 

[TheGerman]

Totally thought this was a 3 some thread.

 

[flyer]

Well you see, one possible benefit of turning a unicorn is finding other unicorns after she's turned...

 

[Rust]

Chasing women isn't a problem, the problems have come from catching them and no, third time wasn't the fucking charm.

 

[MK20]

So, to kind of hijack the thread a little....

Would those of you who have had success in filling your tag for a unicorn please share some of the secrets of finding one?

I have no problem getting a date, just finding someone who I would want to take on a date.

I am looking for someone who is:

Solid Christian
Not obese
Not been with tons of guys
Conservative
Tough
Relatively pretty
Doesn’t want to live in CA or similar

Seems like a pretty simple list. However, I can find tons of people who fit 2/3 of that list but finding someone who fits all is quite the challenge.
Any advice?

Oh, and I am not fat, not ugly, I have a good job, I have hygiene, etc. I am not a dirtbag. I know how to treat a lady well.

 

[Threadcutter308]

So, to kind of hijack the thread a little....

Would those of you who have had success in filling your tag for a unicorn please share some of the secrets of finding one?

I have no problem getting a date, just finding someone who I would want to take on a date.

I am looking for someone who is:

Solid Christian
Not obese
Not been with tons of guys
Conservative
Tough
Relatively pretty
Doesn’t want to live in CA or similar

Seems like a pretty simple list. However, I can find tons of people who fit 2/3 of that list but finding someone who fits all is quite the challenge.
Any advice?

Oh, and I am not fat, not ugly, I have a good job, I have hygiene, etc. I am not a dirtbag. I know how to treat a lady well.

Asking with all due respect; how old are you ? If you are in your early twenties, be patient, you have time. If you’re 30 (or greater) it is probably tougher. Conversely, you may run into a divorcee that actually has her shit together, learned from a previous bad experience and knows what she wants. Nothing wrong with that. Please also refer to the “Hot vs Crazy” Matrix. A lot of good information there.

 

[flyer]

So, to kind of hijack the thread a little....

Would those of you who have had success in filling your tag for a unicorn please share some of the secrets of finding one?

I have no problem getting a date, just finding someone who I would want to take on a date.

I am looking for someone who is:

Solid Christian
Not obese
Not been with tons of guys
Conservative
Tough
Relatively pretty
Doesn’t want to live in CA or similar

Seems like a pretty simple list. However, I can find tons of people who fit 2/3 of that list but finding someone who fits all is quite the challenge.
Any advice?

Oh, and I am not fat, not ugly, I have a good job, I have hygiene, etc. I am not a dirtbag. I know how to treat a lady well.

You might try a convent.

I want a squishy heathen.

I'm kind of screwed on finding a woman that wants to live in California because I live in California. Hopefully if I find the one I'll be able to convince her that leaving is a good idea.

 

[oneshot86]

dude, put your false teeth in and naw the granny panties off her

 

[flyer]

My teeth are real. Hopefully she would drop her panties if my teeth started wearing out from doing that.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

So, to kind of hijack the thread a little....

Would those of you who have had success in filling your tag for a unicorn please share some of the secrets of finding one?

I have no problem getting a date, just finding someone who I would want to take on a date.

I'm not kidding. Biggest piece of advice I can give, is to stop looking. I played 'that game' twice, and got massively screwed over each time. I seriously tried to do the best I could, and gave all the support and grace that exists. I lost two best friends to to ex's.... you'd almost think that was a movie-plot.

So then I completely 'quit' on the search for a woman. No, I didn't start playing for the home-team, nor would I. But I DID focus on myself, and started to really do what I'd wanted to do for quite a few years. All those things of "one day I'm gonna..." I started to do. And damned if I wasn't having fun, enjoying life, and accomplishing goals. I was also back at school in my mid-late 30's where I met My Lady whilst at university. We were both in the same physics and chemistry classes and were taking the same biology class but at two different times.

Things seemed "too good to be true" and I pushed her away like you wouldn't believe. I figured FOR SURE she too had some scheming, conniving, gold-digging, soap-opera agenda "just like all the rest" and I was having nothing to do with that again!!!! But she stuck around, put up with my shit, and was genuine. Over time, I saw that there was no 'alternate agenda' and we started working together as a team.

And things have been pretty fantastic ever since. So yeah, there's my suggestion WITH reason and example. Others mileage might vary.

Focus on yourself. You can only be better at the outcome.

 

[hlee]

No men hanging around?
Not lesbian?
No kids?
Bitch is CRAZY AS FUCK!!!
Or 15...

 

[Major Wader]

You might try a convent.

I want a squishy heathen.

I'm kind of screwed on finding a woman that wants to live in California because I live in California. Hopefully if I find the one I'll be able to convince her that leaving is a good idea.

Not sure what part of CA you live in, but if you can get into the Southern USA (Texas to East Coast, South of the Kentucky state line) there exist lots of women who are conservative, outdoorsy, and a ton of fun to be around. Most don't live in large cities.

 

[Waorani]

You don't have to be lonely,
at SnipersOnly.com

 

[flyer]

No men hanging around?
Not lesbian?
No kids?
Bitch is CRAZY AS FUCK!!!
Or 15...

Remember, I said unicorn.

I don't get it either but there it is.

Most crazy people don't have stable personal relationships but her group seems tight.

It could be a kid thing but she doesn't give off any mom vibe at all.

I know a lot of pretty cool women. Their politics usually are not great due to California but personality and interests attractive as well as their looks. The thing is they are either taken, playing for the other team or politically too far gone so that group is out.

It is surprising to see such an attractive woman alone and there might be some unseen issue but I'm not going to be looking too hard for one.

 

[Snuby642]

Have some fun.
Start talking to one of her friends instead.

 

[flyer]

The three seem to stick together a lot, I'm talking to all of them any time I'm talking to her unless I try to catch her coming out of the bathroom which doesn't seem like a good idea.

I do plan on ingratiating myself with the other two if it gets to that because I know that girl "wingmen" mainly serve to cock block for their friends.

This is all happening at a bar and luckily I'm in pretty good with the staff, especially the females. Tipping well, along with cheap but thoughtful Christmas and Valentine's day presents found in Daiso Japan and dollar store shopping sprees go pretty far. That's how I scouted her.

Hopefully I can get in good with her friends for a few trifles. It's cheaper than buying drinks and they remember it.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Just start, and be 'indifferent'. The more you 'try', the more you'll fail. Go in with NO expectations, and anything you do get (progress-wise) will be a bonus.

And last but not least, humor plays a big role in being natural. Know how and when to casually joke and put forth some witty one-liners and such. They help relieve any tension greatly.

Girls do not like guys who stutter, get tongue-tied or look like they are trying to hold in a huge fart when they are talking to them. Any sign of cheesiness, and they will assume that you are being fake as fuck. The key is to treat her like you would treat your coworkers and drinking buddies at the bar. Loosen up that shirt collar a bit and enjoy being there and conversing.

And also......Good luck to the OP.

 

[flyer]

So let it rip I guess?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I avoided the 'humor' topic simply because not everyone has 'it'. And for those who don't have 'it', the trying would be worse than the "Pepe La Pieuw" stance. (or however you spell his name)

 

[Blue Sky Country]

So let it rip I guess?

Preferably BEFORE you go to meet her, and take a walk or a jog so the breeze can air ya' out.

 

[hlee]

My only actual piece of advice is that there are no “leagues.” But, if you think she is out of your league, she always will be...

 

[flyer]

I avoided the 'humor' topic simply because not everyone has 'it'. And for those who don't have 'it', the trying would be worse than the "Pepe La Pieuw" stance. (or however you spell his name)

I think I can do humor.

I learned my lesson years ago and no longer joke about women's age after I had my hat stolen.

But it was worth it. Also she clearly had no sense of humor about something I really don't care about.

 

[GBMaryland]

I'm not kidding. Biggest piece of advice I can give, is to stop looking. I played 'that game' twice, and got massively screwed over each time. I seriously tried to do the best I could, and gave all the support and grace that exists. I lost two best friends to to ex's.... you'd almost think that was a movie-plot.

I was dating this opera singer and she eventually just ripped my guts out.

I was so jaded that as far as I was concern all women could just drowned in the ocean; I could just grease the wheels of my Jeep with them as I drove over them... okay, not quite that bad, but it sucked.

I stopped looking.

I had alot of fun with one woman who a friend with benifits... but that was a passing thing.

One day I get invited to a budy’s wedding. I see the cute redhead standing by herself off to the side.

At the reception we end up sitting next to each other, and end up talking all night long.

At the end of the night I ask her if she’s seeing anyone. She says “Yes.” I excuse myself and drive the 250 miles home. Bahahahaha

Anyway, the bride is pissed... as her evil match making scheme is blown.

The woman was actually in the process of leaving her live in boyfriend, and would need some time as it turned out. However, she was technically still involved, and told me the truth.

About six month later I get this email chain from the bride, and the woman is on it. I reach out, and we go on a date.

We’ve been married for 20 years.

Wasn’t looking....