Maggie’s Going unicorn hunting:
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Then Ask if she likes Gladiator movies. Or if she's ever been to a turkish bath house.
You already lost the battle.
You said she is out of your league, and whether you like it or not all of your body language projects that.............and she knows it.
FUCK. THAT. NOISE.
Grow a pair, go say hello and be a man. And if you get rejected, who cares? on to the next one.
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal. When you do that you'll just end up a whipped bitch.
Firstly, you’ve got to show your “unicorn” (LOMFL) that you’re a man. You can start by introducing yourself to her. You chat her up a bit & ask her out. She says yes & you’re on a high for a while.
Now, you get a chance to show her your compassion, sense of humor, etc. When you pick her up for the big night you can bring her a single rose, - a color of your choosing. The most important thing is to wear your black leather zipper mask w/ ball gag & matching “Gimp” apparel (see pic below).
*You don’t want her to feel left out, so you should probably get her a B&M outfit too.
Look dude, if you can get past this incident she’s the one. Y’all can laugh about this forever.
Now, you get a chance to show her your compassion, sense of humor, etc. When you pick her up for the big night you can bring her a single rose, - a color of your choosing. The most important thing is to wear your black leather zipper mask w/ ball gag & matching “Gimp” apparel (see pic below).
*You don’t want her to feel left out, so you should probably get her a B&M outfit too.
Look dude, if you can get past this incident she’s the one. Y’all can laugh about this forever.
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How about a list of pickup lines for him:
"You look much more attractive in person than through my binoculars."
"Just say yes now so I don't have to spike your drink"
"You look too classy for a pickup line. That's why I'm going to use roofies"
"The voices in my head said I should come over and talk to you"
"I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going inside you tonight. I'll let you pick"
Use all those. Then send us your mugshot photo.
"You look much more attractive in person than through my binoculars."
"Just say yes now so I don't have to spike your drink"
"You look too classy for a pickup line. That's why I'm going to use roofies"
"The voices in my head said I should come over and talk to you"
"I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going inside you tonight. I'll let you pick"
Use all those. Then send us your mugshot photo.
To the OP, this is really very simple; the next time you see her you should ask her out. If you can’t do that your chances are severely diminished. As someone mentioned earlier, women appreciate a man who will be direct. Be direct & if she doesn’t want to hang out, move on.
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That was me, and yes, totally agree with you.
Or, just learn from the master Randy:
Okay, this thread has been going for a few weeks now.
It didn't take me this long to work up the courage to ask my first girl out.
FFS, how much longer is this going to take?
It didn't take me this long to work up the courage to ask my first girl out.
FFS, how much longer is this going to take?
Seriously if you havent asked yet you are trying to fail.... if you ask and she says no be a gentleman though as she may later change her mind!!!!
The title of this thread needs to be changed to:
Going unicorn watching.
If you were truly hunting, that would mean you intend to bag the unicorn and bring it home.
Please, either ask her out or switch teams.
Going unicorn watching.
If you were truly hunting, that would mean you intend to bag the unicorn and bring it home.
Please, either ask her out or switch teams.
All threads morph into something else. That's our style here.
Stay with this thread long enough and someone will talk about cigars, bourbon or rye, cars, trucks BBQ and probably even shooting.
Please.
Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
(Bad alcohol is spelled "Whiskey")
And you can keep that Islay stuff to yourself. If I want my alcohol to be "smokey", I'll gobble down the insides of an ashtray.
Never acquired a taste for it. Rum is fine, vodka, beer and wine, yeah.
I tried to like it but it just doesn't hit my taste buds the right way.
Sounds like you got into the smokey stuff. Try Balvenie doublewood. Thank me later.
Nope, I just don't care for it like some people don't care for the taste of cilantro.
I know, bad comparison but it just tastes awful to me.
I can drink it mixed but what's the point in that?
I know, bad comparison but it just tastes awful to me.
I can drink it mixed but what's the point in that?
That's like saying you don't like meat. There are so many different types, chances are what you are talking about is bad meat.
Also, there is a huge difference between blended scotch and single malt scotch. Nobody should be drinking blended scotch (Johnny Walker, Cutty Sark, Famous Grouse, Chivas Regal, Dewar's, etc.)
If you are looking at mixing it with other things, you are already starting with a crappy bottle.
Meat?
I'm all about that.
Whisky or whiskey, can't stand the taste and I've tried good stuff through the years. I've tried the cheap stuff and the stuff in between. It's a taste buds thing for me. I can and do taste the difference in them and in wine, beer coffee, it doesn't much matter.
I look at it this way, it saves me a bunch of money every year.
I'm all about that.
Whisky or whiskey, can't stand the taste and I've tried good stuff through the years. I've tried the cheap stuff and the stuff in between. It's a taste buds thing for me. I can and do taste the difference in them and in wine, beer coffee, it doesn't much matter.
I look at it this way, it saves me a bunch of money every year.
Not shooting would also save you money, but you would miss out on so much.
Hi,
You wanna take the over/under on that one? LOL.
I have been through Federal licensing investigations for International arms shipments that have taken shorter duration than this "unicorn hunt" lol.
@j-huskey will be elected County Commissioner by the time OP even knows the unicorns name.
Sincerely,
Theis
just a reminder all that glitters is not what it looks like anymore . gl
I woke up to pulsating dull pain originating from my left tricep. I'm just hoping it's nothing heart related. (Pain in the left arm can often be an early warning indicator to heart trouble)
That has more relevance to real world problems than anything in this thread so far.
That has more relevance to real world problems than anything in this thread so far.
Just talk to her, dont try to get too deep up her....
and dont wear a dirty ball cap...
The Hide sends....
butt..... you have optionz..... the wife said send this...
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and dont wear a dirty ball cap...
The Hide sends....
butt..... you have optionz..... the wife said send this...
?????
You can do this! But in a more realistic sense, if you haven't already done so, you probably can't.
Yes, this thread has taken FAR too long to get anywhere/do anything.
Give us a sitrep on what you DID..... don't bother telling us about 'when you might....'
Give us a sitrep on what you DID..... don't bother telling us about 'when you might....'
In three weeks' time, he might consider the pros and cons of possibly approaching and sniffing the barstool she sat in a week and a half ago.
This thread is like when my wife made me watch "An Officer and a Gentleman", with her except worse.
Here you go OP. This is all the wet pussy you’re gunna get.
Screw this! Enough time has already been wasted. Give me her location, and a picture, and I will go and ask this Woman out! I will walk up to her, and say " Hi Im Spartan67, I have a 6 inch tongue, and I can breath through my ears"
Doesn't diminish the value added.Sure she wouldn't mistake you for a scuba diver ?
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