Maggie’s Going unicorn hunting:
- Thread starter flyer
- Start date
Thats his next line! ???
And then promise 2x thumbs in the bum while doggy in front of the TV so you both can watch hockey.
She will probably propose to Spartan67 before they can ditch her “guard friends” and leave the bar if he promises her those two things.
Its CA after all, women can do the proposing out there.
I found her picture. I would be reluctant as well to approach her... I, me, personally, wouldn't classify her as a unicorn, but other people have different ahhh, needs...
Hi,
HOLY SHIT...so are you saying the OP actually did make contact with said Unicorn and was eaten after the love making to the pedestal pussy??
Sincerely,
Theis
HOLY SHIT...so are you saying the OP actually did make contact with said Unicorn and was eaten after the love making to the pedestal pussy??
Sincerely,
Theis
she,ll give you shade in the summer and warmth in the winter, just plan on being skinny and broke...
homegirl gonna eat you out of house and home
In order to get rid of her, Thanos had to snap twice.
I figure I'm more realistic after the divorce. I just want an ex-porn star that still looks good, preferably did mostly lesbo porn, is into firearms and is somewhat stable with enough income she doesn't wanna spend what I get.
I think i'm gonna start a Match.com profile with just that line, because if someone bites they've gotta be the one.
I think i'm gonna start a Match.com profile with just that line, because if someone bites they've gotta be the one.
So someone figuratively walked into Maggie’s Bar on SH Ave seeking relationship advice? Incredible. And entertaining.
Another Friday and Saturday night have gone by without an update.
I doubt our OP is prone with the unicorn.
More likely knee deep in the sheep.
WTF? Over.
I doubt our OP is prone with the unicorn.
More likely knee deep in the sheep.
WTF? Over.
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