Here's to the end of a shitstorm of a year. A little good but mostly bad. A few thoughts I've mulled over.
1. To my last long time friend who passed. Life ain't the same buddy. We sure did a lot of crazy shit back in the day and I sure thought I'd kick off first. I couldn't believe it when you smiled when they pulled life support, well couldn't blame you really. Thanks for the rifle and 25 year old Macallan you left me but I'd rather you'd been able to hang around and we'd both kick off at once.
2. To Lenny. You always said ride fast, party hard and leave a good looking corpse. Well you did and 42 years later I'm beginning to wonder if you weren't right after all.
3. To a former commanding officer. Hope someone lets me know if you kick off 'cause if you do before me I'll share a bottle of single malt by drinking it first and pissing on your grave.
4. It's not all bad. To the last ex. It's been a few years but I can't begin to say how much I've enjoyed watching you and the moron you ran off with flounder in the ongoing train wreck the last couple of years.
5. To my nephrologist, endocrinologist, rheumatologist and internal medicine doctors. It would be nice if you could actually fix something just once. I suppose it's called practicing medicine because nobody is good at it yet.
6. To whoever said old age was the "Golden Years". Lying sack of shit.
7. To whoever said "Money won't buy you happiness". Well, it would make me a whole lot less unhappy, you enema nozzle.
8. To my former VP of operations. You always said I had a bad attitude. Yeah, you helped contribute to that in a big way with your blame rolls downhill management style and sending me to take over projects your pet ass kissers ran into the shitter. Well, after I retired I watched the division crash and burn so I guess I was right.
9. To Buddy, WWII pilot, raconteur and general bon vivant. Glad to have had the opportunity to hang out and tell tall tales for a little while.
10. To Mack. You always said you'd survived and left the 'Nam behind, but it never left you and it finally got you years later.
1. To my last long time friend who passed. Life ain't the same buddy. We sure did a lot of crazy shit back in the day and I sure thought I'd kick off first. I couldn't believe it when you smiled when they pulled life support, well couldn't blame you really. Thanks for the rifle and 25 year old Macallan you left me but I'd rather you'd been able to hang around and we'd both kick off at once.
2. To Lenny. You always said ride fast, party hard and leave a good looking corpse. Well you did and 42 years later I'm beginning to wonder if you weren't right after all.
3. To a former commanding officer. Hope someone lets me know if you kick off 'cause if you do before me I'll share a bottle of single malt by drinking it first and pissing on your grave.
4. It's not all bad. To the last ex. It's been a few years but I can't begin to say how much I've enjoyed watching you and the moron you ran off with flounder in the ongoing train wreck the last couple of years.
5. To my nephrologist, endocrinologist, rheumatologist and internal medicine doctors. It would be nice if you could actually fix something just once. I suppose it's called practicing medicine because nobody is good at it yet.
6. To whoever said old age was the "Golden Years". Lying sack of shit.
7. To whoever said "Money won't buy you happiness". Well, it would make me a whole lot less unhappy, you enema nozzle.
8. To my former VP of operations. You always said I had a bad attitude. Yeah, you helped contribute to that in a big way with your blame rolls downhill management style and sending me to take over projects your pet ass kissers ran into the shitter. Well, after I retired I watched the division crash and burn so I guess I was right.
9. To Buddy, WWII pilot, raconteur and general bon vivant. Glad to have had the opportunity to hang out and tell tall tales for a little while.
10. To Mack. You always said you'd survived and left the 'Nam behind, but it never left you and it finally got you years later.