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EXCELLENT. That's just awesome.well i've been shamed into giving a more honest answer, although my first reply was not entirely fakenews.
i lived in a poor (crip) neighborhood to save money, and used to hang out with the neighbors in the garages in front of the apt complex that faced the sidewalk and street, drinking heineken and hennessy while we narrated the happenings of the neighborhood.
anyway, one of my neighbors had parents that are both deaf, and he was teaching me sign language.
so at work, there is a beautiful girl that is way out of my league, even if i had game, which i didn't.
thinking she would not know what i was signing, i signed that she was a beautiful girl and i wanted to make love to her.
yup, that is how pitiful i was (am), lol.
and she started signing back.
and she wasn't mad. ?
our daughter is now 25 and getting her masters.
/and i don't live in a crip neighborhood anymore.
well i've been shamed into giving a more honest answer, although my first reply was not entirely fakenews.
i lived in a poor (crip) neighborhood to save money, and used to hang out with the neighbors in the garages in front of the apt complex that faced the sidewalk and street, drinking heineken and hennessy while we narrated the happenings of the neighborhood.
anyway, one of my neighbors had parents that are both deaf, and he was teaching me sign language.
so at work, there is a beautiful girl that is way out of my league, even if i had game, which i didn't.
thinking she would not know what i was signing, i signed that she was a beautiful girl and i wanted to make love to her.
yup, that is how pitiful i was (am), lol.
and she started signing back.
and she wasn't mad. ?
our daughter is now 25 and getting her masters.
/and i don't live in a crip neighborhood anymore.
Are you asking us to fill in the blank? That could be dangerous with this group.Met mine at
Joe dirt?
Are you asking us to fill in the blank? That could be dangerous with this group.
Just looking for suggestions.
Strip club!Just looking for suggestions.
Strip club!
Met mine in the lap dance section of a strip club. After my lap dance, I asked her if I threw down 250.00 would she let me just hit it from behind for how long it took her to pick the money up. She thought a minute and said yes! 53 minutes later, she picked up her last quarter. Been together ever since!My wife and I have tried to pick up girls at strip clubs but haven't had much success.
Met mine en route to Haiti in 2010 for relief.
She was an Army Veterinarian (The Dr. kind). I was the meathead Platoon Sergeant in charge of security for all of the joint service medical staff. Guess I did my job too well with her. I was a Gunnery Sergeant (USMC) at the time.
She resigned her commission and got out of the Army to marry me (I have an extraordinarily large...umm...sense of humor). I tried to impress her by earning three college degrees. LOL. Haven't used a friggin one of them either! Seven years of school and an exhausted G.I. Bill later and I'm running cattle, curssing at cows on the daily.
She's my everything though. I'd gladly go though another seven years of college if it meant I got to keep her around. However, it simply takes a good "pee pee dance" to bring a smile to her face. Photo us from a Christmas Party this year.
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The “Helicopter” never fails to make them swoon.
Send your address to 1jo4. He will ship you his used but in good condition his blow up!I find this thread kind of interesting. I'm not the type to "date" much at all, every "date" I've ever had was boring as shitting hell. Seems that a lot of folks here met their better half by chance, that's somewhat reassuring.
I was actually engaged once, but I fucked it up. She went into a spiral after that, never forgave myself really, even though the next girl I loved roundabout got me back for it. Now I just don't care and it seems like work to me. I don't even get lonely about it at all, it's kind of weird.
She is pretty bad assDid she threaten to kick your ass if you said no?
I like dating other guys wives then your not bound to one woman for the rest of your life. Only pit fall is the jumping out windows thing when you hear that front door open, I'v learned to never take off my sneakers when in bed.
Baaaaaa!I found my wife in Afghanistan. Or rather, she found me.