And they would understand?
For me it would be:
You’re 40 lbs. nobody’s afraid of you
For me it would be:
You’re 40 lbs. nobody’s afraid of you
If you could tell your pet one thing…
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If you could do your job and "pull your weight" around here like put the kids to bed tonight and maybe do some vaccuming that would be great.....
Cats are far smarter than dogs. Ever hear of a police cat shot in the line of duty?
“I hope you know how much better than people you are”
Mabey get a part time job herding something, to pay for the carpet you keep pissing on. And also stop being so bitey.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
You're a far better friend than most people I've known
Don't play with the squirrel that got in the house, it's not your friend asshole...
Just because you get to the dove 1st does not mean finders keepers and you get to eat it
Just because you get to the dove 1st does not mean finders keepers and you get to eat it
Stop staring at me with your penis out…..it’s weird bro
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It’s freaking Christmas, my brother gave me a couple of decent sticks and it’s too freaking cold to smoke outside! The air purifier is on full blast. Stop giving me dirty looks and get over it, Shelby-Kitten!. 
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I didn’t wake up at three am last night just to kick you in the face, I had to pee and couldn’t see you laying there.
Do you have a 40 pound Shepard as well?
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If I let someone in the house, you do not need to bark at them for the next hour.
Stop sleeping with the enemy!
A threesome, really??
A threesome, really??
You think two Australian Cattle Dogs are going to listen to ANYTHING I say?! I could only hope....LMAO
If I could say one thing?
Get the fuck off the counter!
Sirhr
Get the fuck off the counter!
Sirhr
That’s just about any cattle dog. Especially the overeager young ones.
The old girl that was here before you broke our hearts when she left. You've got some big shoes to fill.
Stop eating them damned skunks!
He comes back puking his guts out and stinking only to get another one as soon as you finally get the smell off of him.
75 lbs of shepherd lab mix.
He comes back puking his guts out and stinking only to get another one as soon as you finally get the smell off of him.
75 lbs of shepherd lab mix.
Have you tried peanut butter?
That doesn’t bother me because that’s about when is start waking up
This is the night before you left us. We rescued you, fed you and did everthing we could to save you. You changed our lives, though we only had you for two years we would do it again just to have you back! We miss you Miss Nova!
I’m up at 3am to start work at 4 so sometimes it’s not that big a deal. Sometimes it’s earlier which means I get less sleep, and that means he’s an asshole. His sister is less of an asshole but she has her moments
He's a fucking dog that has become self aware.....it's a talking fucking dog......and he is going to fall for the old peanut butter trick?
What's next is he going to tell me I need to get a rabies shot to protect him from rabies?
They are not as dumb as people sir......
I've been told that dogs reflect their training and their owners. I've never had a lazy ass dog. I had a Golden that could, and did, laundry. Could never get one to get bacon properly cooked, the motherfuckers kept eating it. Still learning, still training. Need to design dog vacuum and put them to work in the wood shop. I wonder if a dog can be trained to operate a Dillon 550? I need more 9mm.
So now youre couch wolves?
Your problem is with the 9mm. Smart dogs only reload 45ACP.
Your problem is with the 9mm. Smart dogs only reload 45ACP.
Stop stealing the fuckin cat food!
Yea, I know who did it. The cat can't eat 3lbs of cat food in one sitting.
Oh, and work on your poker face!
Yea, I know who did it. The cat can't eat 3lbs of cat food in one sitting.
Oh, and work on your poker face!
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No he's lazy and makes his brother do most the work if he can get away with it....he is my low gear tho...good at getting the sled started and will dig in hard going uphill but once the speed is up he would prefer to ride in the sled
Your Mom is a bitch......
I only say that because our current dog is an asshole.
I only say that because our current dog is an asshole.
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