Jeff Bezos hates dogs and cats

[RUN8]

Man Jeff Bezos must fucking hate dogs and cats.

So I was joking around with my wife that we should get her parents a “pet beating stick” for Christmas for their shitty little dog that tried to bite my son. She was unamused, but I would not be deterred and added to a long list of questionable Google searches and imagine my surprise when I found these:

Amazon product ASIN B08C2994SX
Amazon product ASIN B09CM62GYP
Give me a good reason not to leave 5 star reviews for both of them entitled: “Works great on kids too!”

Seriously is no one at Amazon even trying to screen product listings?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Those look like their best use would be to keep brass thieves out of your shooting booth at the range LOL...

 

[RUN8]

The product placement photos are so damn funny I am still laughing. Plus the descriptions are clearly written by someone who doesn’t have a firm grasp of the English language.

 

[mvphilly]

Maybe Bezos tested them on that trans dog hes with now?

 

[pmclaine]

Maybe Bezos tested them on that trans dog hes with now?

Definite downgrade.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Definite downgrade.

For sure. Thing is hideous.

 

[pmclaine]

For sure. Thing is hideous.

But you would…..

 

[Bigfatcock]

But you would…..

She is a big would not.

 

[pmclaine]

She is a big would not.

Whoa!

That’s saying something.

She will end up dead in a cosmetic surgery office before Bezos gives up another half of his wealth.

 

[Devildog]

Glad those weren’t around when I was a kid, looks like a replacement for a piece of hot wheels track

 

[Jgunner]

Link to pet and child be gone stick. I need it for both!


Edit: does it work on wives as well? I bet the others would shape up if this one was in order.

 

[RUN8]

Probably works on wives.

 

[DuneBoer]

Bichez best be wearin' hijab or I'z callin' Amazon for a Bish Whip!

 

[Short-bus]

Man Jeff Bezos must fucking hate dogs and cats.

So I was joking around with my wife that we should get her parents a “pet beating stick” for Christmas for their shitty little dog that tried to bite my son. She was unamused, but I would not be deterred and added to a long list of questionable Google searches and imagine my surprise when I found these:

Amazon product ASIN B08C2994SX
Amazon product ASIN B09CM62GYP
Give me a good reason not to leave 5 star reviews for both of them entitled: “Works great on kids too!”

Seriously is no one at Amazon even trying to screen product listings?

Amazon will sell just about anything as long as they get their cut. As soon as someone calls them out for selling it, then they'll do something about it, issue a copy and paste apology, and continue making $12,823 a second in profit, and yes, I did the math.

Branden

 

[Jefe's Dope]