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The Babylon Bee KILLS IT With Viral Article About Democrats’ Response to Death of Soleimani

Here is the Babylon article:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.
Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities’ homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.
“The grieving process is painful but necessary,” said Rep. Ilhan Omar. “As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones.”
In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just “let it all out” in their time of sadness.
Ocasio-Cortez didn’t seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.
A teary-eyed Barack Obama was also seen solemnly lowering the flag in front of his seaside mansion. “To think, this all could have been prevented with a few pallets of cash.” He sighed and stared off into the distance, a look of pain and regret on his face. “If only Trump had targeted a U.S. citizen with a drone strike instead.”
Later, Democrats clarified they meant we should fly the Iranian flag at half-mast, not the “offensive and problematic” American flag.

 

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If all girls are such angels, where do those old witches come from?

 

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There IS an expiration date!

Fixed it for ya...

 

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It takes like what, an hour walk around it ?

If that!

 

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Daytona transient pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself

Christian Mosco filed a fake document via computer using prosecutors’ identification in an attempt to drop criminal charges against himself.

www.news-journalonline.com

 

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Model who offered nudes to raise $700k for Oz fires has Instagram DELETED

A MODEL who claims to have raised more than $700,000 for the Australia fires by offering nude selfies has been shut down by Instagram. Kaylen Ward — also known as The Naked Philanthropist — reveale…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

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Cartel members have been found using similar contraptions in California moving supplies in and out of marijuana grow sites within the last few years as well. The Joe Rogan podcast has an interview with a California State Game Warden named John Nores where he talks about investigating illegal grows and the environmental impact on public lands in detail. An interesting episode for anyone interested in public land conservation.

 

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