Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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That top picture brings back memories. Several years ago a retired Lt Colonel bought a large older home near me and I did a lot of work for him. We were sitting in his study visiting while he was writing me a check. There was a picture on the wall behind his desk of an inverted Huey. I ask him about it and he laughed, and said that was from when he was younger and dumber. He said that Bell claimed that you could not loop a Huey and he proved them wrong. He said an English buddy took the picture out of the side door of another helicopter when he was at the top of the loop.

Sadly he has since passed away. I would love to have that picture. RIP my Friend
 



#Running

A few weeks ago we had a guy beat on his baby momma pretty good and took off before we got there. Turns out he had a Dept. of Corrections warrant and knew he was going back to prison. I found him hiding behind a nearby apartment complex and he took off “running”. Bastard had to weigh 325 pounds. He had a 50 yard head start on me from when he took off, but he only made it another 40 yards before he was so winded he couldn’t stand up straight. Imagine you knew you were gonna go to prison if you get caught, and all you could manage was running 40 yards and then giving up. Then he had the nerve to ask me to bring the car around to pick him up after I cuffed him. ?
 
I know, right?
Almost as fucking
assholey and clabberfuckerated as say.....
ARGUING ABOUT A GODDAMNED HELO CRASH IN THE FUCKING MOTIVATED PIC SECTION.

WOULD YOU COCKSUCKERS PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON TOP, SHUT THE FUCK UP!


Doesn't that describe every single one of us though? :ROFLMAO:


Exhibit A:


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