The "better half" is making me watch "The Greatest Story Ever Told"... which includes John Wayne as a Centurion (String him up, pilgrim) and Kojak as Pontius Pilot. I keep quoting Life of Brian, much to her dismay. "What have the Romans ever done for us? Well, there are the roads..."
Overall, she's probably the better person. And I'm going to be digging ditches in Hades. But who doesn't laugh at "Follow the Gourd???"
Cheers,
Sirhr
PS. I was dismayed that, during the whipping scene, I kept saying "Kunta Kinte... no Toby" and she had no idea what I was referring to. I am so gonna burn for that, too.