Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

Had a chick make a right turn on a red light in front of me. 4 lane road. She wrote "I made a wild turn". Cop didn't cite either of us (he was retiring the next week). He let me take a picture of her written statement. That really helped as I was on the company truck.

Dashboard video cameras are worth their weight in gold.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Dirty D]

If you have been trying for a baby and your wife/partner suffers a miscarriage you may have a different opinion! NOT FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Dirty D]

We have the Socially Unacceptable Humor forum for the really edgy stuff.

If I find anything really edgy I’ll be sure to post it over there.

 

[Lunchbox27]

I've been in that exact position and it's still funny. Stop being a pussy and don't take it personally. Being offended is YOUR CHOICE.

Nailed it! My wife and have struggled for 5 years trying to have kids, and I laughed my ass off at it.

Now... back to tits, ass, and beautiful landscape.

 

[Steel head]

 

[ClamHammer747]

My wife and have struggled for 5 years trying to have kids

it’s only a struggle if she says no.

 

[mcfred]

My wife and have struggled for 5 years trying to have kids

Consider adopting. Some kid out there already exists and needs a loving father and mother.

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

She ridin with Biden?

Slow/Ho
2020

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Tack425]

Who is going to sniff who first?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Who is going to sniff who first?

Old news .....

 

[benchmstr]

Same here, both my wife and I chuckled at that joke and we've had multiple miscarriages over the 5 years we tried for a baby. In all fairness, we did tell the lady checking us in to the hospital for the sonogram to confirm our 1st dead baby "Well I guess we don't have to worry about the Zika virus anymore." She didn't get it until she looked at our chart. She didn't laugh...

Y’all guys must not be going deep enough! My wife has crazy autoimmune disease issues and I still knocked that shit up!

bench

 

[benchmstr]

Consider adopting. Some kid out there already exists and needs a loving father and mother.

I’m going through that process now...me and my wife agreed a long time ago that non matter how many kids we produce, we will still adopt at least 1

bench

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[missed]

Who is going to sniff who first?

she is too old and black to sniff. He only likes to sniff white kids

 

[Sgt47]

I’m going through that process now...me and my wife agreed a long time ago that non matter how many kids we produce, we will still adopt at least 1

bench

We had 4 kids and adopted 2 more and it was well worth it. I hope the adoption goes smoothly.

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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The look on that kid's face says it all.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Is this still for sale ?
Do you take PayPal ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Nice sunglasses....

 

[Porksboy]

Nice sunglasses....

If you notice sunglasses, I have bad news for you.

 

[P-Squared]

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Can I get internet credit for starting 'Being a Ho for Joe'?

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Sieg]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Steel head]

If you notice sunglasses, I have bad news for you.

I noticed them.



After the third fap.

 

[Bill223]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[x_789]

 

[tiger13]

They couldn't make this classic today.

 

[Porksboy]

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I always get bit.

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[gunjunkie45]

it’s only a struggle if she says no.

That's just a challenge?