I had a bare spot on my lawn the size of a couch, so I jerked off on it.... now I gotta mow that spot twice a day!Wife was on birth control for two out of three.
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I had a bare spot on my lawn the size of a couch, so I jerked off on it.... now I gotta mow that spot twice a day!Wife was on birth control for two out of three.
Boobies offend me, once my wife tried to get a boob job and the silicone implant fell out....it is not FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
To be real, lets just go back to Mel Brooks and offend everyone.
And to that original poster, you know where you are grow some thicker skin and move on.
To some people it is, I am sure there are things here that you find entertaining that others see as just horrid, You are part of the problem in the world now, pull your pants up, wipe your wittle nose and move on. We need a little more of, well I did not find that _______ next post. But no you took it upon yourself to start a crusade, there is no doubt you could find others that are in your camp to pitch in get your panties in a wad and perhaps get a fun thread closed down. Next thing you know you will be hitting the server with a virus attack, it after all hosted the site that offended you. Next hit all the gun forums that offend you....then it is off to gun owners?
Move on.
In 2014, GM decided that 80% of the C7s should be automatics.
Not to mention when claims are made for 0-60mph times, computer controlled transmission shifting is faster than manual shifting = MARKETING!
GM wants to keep the warranty repair costs down and marketing up!
And when the 75% burn out a clutch they complain and want it covered under warranty, NOPE!
That's why if you want MTM 'vette it'll be special order.
I had a bare spot on my lawn the size of a couch, so I jerked off on it.... now I gotta mow that spot twice a day!
I always say shit like that...my wife is under 5’ and is right at 87-90lbs. She did NOT have a c-section.Wife was on birth control for two out of three.
I don’t even understand that!Never tried that. I have a woman.
I don’t even understand that!
Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo?
I love the grocery store, always have..it’s because I have done competition cooking since I was a teenager and that’s where my tools are!It's like buying Tampoons for the wife. Most guys try to be discreet. I hold them up and shout, "I got a woman," as I pass the guys checking out Hustler in the magazine section.
That is a lot of turbo...
FYI, so does the trimmer fit,( so I hear)Beware, dudes, that larger fit causes paper cuts.
You be the man! I was thinking about 90 secondsI could only guarantee 5 minutes, 6 tops..
You be the man! I was thinking about 90 secondsI could only guarantee 5 minutes, 6 tops..
I had the same thought. Do they need the white man to give them the power they need to wipe out all white men?‘...if we had the power to.’
???
What kind of low-amperage logic is that?!
Wife was on birth control for two out of three.
Did say I was offended, I said it was offensive - big difference.
This may be a repost, but it fits.Rock and paper... Where's the scissors?
She got 67 cents on the dollar. I guess the glass ceiling applies to graft, too.