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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Consulting is such a scam
u hire them to tell U what U want to hear
they submit a complicated report
charge a fortune
then charge you to implement the content of the report
If the company doesn't like the report, they hire a new consultant.
FX
Used to work for a company that was struggling like so many do. I gave them a few suggestions such as quit sending out that patch every other week, you have great people working here they're in the wrong positions, and have untapped markets that you could be the king of... basically, F you shut-up.
So they eventually did just what many do, pay million dollars to a consulting firm to tell them what they're doing wrong. So I get pulled into one of the board members offices or she asked me a series of questions about what I think should be done. She said the report basically mirror exactly what I had said. He got into some more detail but basically the same.
So what did the company do... Throw the report in the garbage. Basically, they didn't like what it said. And the company had to be parted and sold off... LOL
Used to work for a company that was struggling like so many do. I gave them a few suggestions such as quit sending out that patch every other week, you have great people working here they're in the wrong positions, and have untapped markets that you could be the king of... basically, F you shut-up.
So they eventually did just what many do, pay million dollars to a consulting firm to tell them what they're doing wrong. So I get pulled into one of the board members offices or she asked me a series of questions about what I think should be done. She said the report basically mirror exactly what I had said. He got into some more detail but basically the same.
So what did the company do... Throw the report in the garbage. Basically, they didn't like what it said. And the company had to be parted and sold off... LOL
I work for a government agency. 20 years ago what I did boiled down to A + B = C. As Democrats seized control, they turned my job into a million ifs. My job is retarded. I am retarded for working there. 18 more months...
What happens when they rotate 6 times ?
Am I the only one who’s positive this is a dude?
LOL...was about to post the exact same thing.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
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There's a place called Swig n Swine in Charleston that serves a platter that is identical to this. I get it every time we go to Charleston. The potato salad is the best ahhh it's all friggin awesome.
Is it a mayo or mustard based potato salad? My mom made the best mustard based potato salad. I now get it once a year when my sister brings it to our Christmas Eve dinner.
