Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Porksboy]

I was not wanted at a body shop I worked at a while ago(I did have a bad attitude so I admit some fault). The guy who replaced me did this exact thing but to a BMW 3 series the week after I left

Saw it happen numerous times when I worked for a Mercedes dealer. Worst was on a special order 560 SEL that came in for its first service at 1000 miles. Wound up on the passengers side from full height.

 

[Porksboy]

This is now stuck in my head.

 

[doubloon]

I've never been asked if I was armed, this deputy was playing to the camera...NM has open carry laws, concealed carry laws all of which apply the same as in the car as if it is in your home.

Texas has castle doctrine as well. In all the times I have been pulled over I have rarely not been asked if I was armed and where it was.

Maybe they just think you're harmless.

 

[The D]

Saw it happen numerous times when I worked for a Mercedes dealer. Worst was on a special order 560 SEL that came in for its first service at 1000 miles. Wound up on the passengers side from full height.

Lol, just being put on a lift? The car at the body shop at least was getting some major work done to it

What dealer did you work at? I used to be a Benz tech and worked at several across the country

 

[doubloon]

I have no license or permit to hand over... seeing as how we are a constitutional carry state...

A number of states are "constitutional carry" or "permitless carry", Texas among them. Not all states who are "constitutional carry" allow non-residents to carry without a permit, Texas does.

If you don't have a permit/license/whatever you can't legally take advantage of reciprocity in some states. But if you never leave your own state it's never an issue.

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[Broncovan]

Texas has castle doctrine as well. In all the times I have been pulled over I have rarely not been asked if I was armed and where it was.

Maybe they just think you're harmless.

Ask Daniel Perry how that castle doctrine worked out for him.

 

[Marinevet1]

BTW. it actually did have a name: "Puffin Billy."

Don't forget Mr. Green Jeans.............

 

[Broncovan]

Screw that marching stuff. Thats why we have Enterprise.

Oh, I get it. Believe me.
Nothing worse than a TDY in a hotel without a sleep number bed, super fast internet and a rental car for every two, maybe three guys.

 

[mike278]

Maybe you missed it. It’s a “passing” lane. You ain’t passing, you need to be moving to the right lane. How hard is that to understand?

I can always tell when someone was taught to drive by their mother. Women have no clue about the left lane, no matter how many times you explain it to them. They just assume that because they are doing the speed limit, or nearly the speed limit, they are right. If we want to stop left lane campers, we need to start a social media campaign that declares the right lane belongs to the patriarchy, and women and soft men will stay in it for spite.

 

[Porksboy]

Lol, just being put on a lift? The car at the body shop at least was getting some major work done to it

What dealer did you work at? I used to be a Benz tech and worked at several across the country

Metro Atl. These were two post in ground lifts. It was always attributed to a poorly set lift and letting it down too fast. Started to vibrate and inattention. The arms would slip and BOOM!
I worked there for a decade in the 80's then got out of the business.

 

[jrhtx]

Texas law says we don't have to show our LTC, but I still do anyway. The officer instantly knows you're not a felon. Every time "Do you have your firearm with you?"

He can see both my hands and I point straight down at my waist and say "It is in a holster right there."

Almost every time, the reply is "Good, if you don't pull yours, I won't pull mine."

Yes sir.

I was leaving my farm years ago (before I lived on it). A trooper pulled me over for a tail light out on my trailer. That same pistol conversation occurred. And then he said "Are you a LaRue Tactical fan?" I pointed at the LR-308 that was muzzle down, and leaning on the passenger seat. I said "that's just a DPMS, much more affordable than a LaRue. It does a fine job of killing hogs in the sounders." He said "I get it, nothing wrong with that. I'll be back with a warning."

You do know when he pulls you over and runs your plate he knows you have a LTC before he walks up to your window?

 

[Garvey]

You do know when he pulls you over and runs your plate he knows you have a LTC before he walks up to your window?

Yes

And I have said twice I am showing my LTC.

Even if I am not tied to the plates.

LTC holders do ride and drive in other vehicles, not registered to them.

 

[Solo 43]

Of COURSE, I know who Captain Kangaroo is....watched him, and Mr. Greenjeans, and moose, and.....grew up with him....BUT, my knees don't hurt. It's my back, neck, wrist.....well, you get the picture.

 

[168BTHPM]

Making my favorite casserole for Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[22Hshots]

I started taking this new approach to driving about 5 years ago....it has turned a stressful item into a nothing burger.

I never drive over the speed limit anymore. Im not engaging in road rage. I treat every cutoff, line jumper, and rude person as a friend and/or family member. I dont care about saving 2 minutes on a 30 minunte trip. I dont plot, think about, worry, or even consider my place in line. I just try to be kind on the road like everyone is a close family member. I dont waste energy on that shit anymore, I just dont care. If people fuck up, I just accept they are human.

I promise you, if you take this approach, driving can become a non-stresser. I just leave 5 minutes early and dont care anymore. Somebody thinks I screwed up, I just give them a friendly sorry wave.

I had to change something, because I was on a path to shooting every motherfucker on the road!!! It used to drive me nuts!!!

Ive found other items to stress about.

Drive in the left lane, I dont care anymore, we will all arrive at our destination, maybe 1-2 minutes slower.

I just accept, that somebody loves that other person in that other car, and it is now partly my job to make sure they arrive to their loved ones safely.

I think about all the anger I carried with driving.....its 100% gone! Such a stupid waste of energy.

Good for you. I admire you for that. I wish I could do that too........I'm just not there yet. I need time to change.

 

[softcock]

Must have grabbed her by the Pussy .. to get a beating like that ?

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[Cowpokey]

 

[mikeshaw2]

Good for you. I admire you for that. I wish I could do that too........I'm just not there yet. I need time to change.

I'm there till someone deliberately does something stupid like pull in front of me to turn immediately or pulls out in front of me when there's 1/4mi behind me clear of traffic.

Most of the stupidity I see on the roads doesn't affect me, but that doesn't mean I don't notice it

M

 

[FWoo45]

Should've punted the fatty right in the teeth. Unfortunately, the king's men would ruin their lives if they did that. Idiots have to video everything.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[clcustom1911]

Simulator

Doc

Yup. The smoke did it for me.

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[clcustom1911]

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Go carnivore. All your bullshit autoimmune responses from this fake 48-chomosome GMO wheat, ALL CORN is GMO, and Broccoli? Yeah not a naturally occurring vegetable.

Eat animals and animal products, occasional fruit, lift weights.


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Queen Stabbie doing Stabbie Activities.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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I bet there is no verse in the Quran about what will happen when they are in battle and suddenly the sky begins farting.

"When thou are engaged in battle with the forces of the infidels, and suddenly the infidels unleash their flatulent dragons, thou art finished, for no armor or faith thou possess will shield thee from thy infidel dragons' flatulence. All warriors even the mightiest will perish when one flies past. Also be warned thy infidels ride upon cursed hippos made of steel whose hideously long snouts level entire temples with one exhalation of fire..."

 

[Cat pitch]

BTW. it actually did have a name: "Puffin Billy."

Your knees must hurt even at this moment

 

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[Barneybdb]

Someone we know????

 

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[FWoo45]

Go carnivore. All your bullshit autoimmune responses from this fake 48-chomosome GMO wheat, ALL CORN is GMO, and Broccoli? Yeah not a naturally occurring vegetable.

Eat animals and animal products, occasional fruit, lift weights.


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Queen Stabbie doing Stabbie Activities.

Cure your own bacon and tongue punch the fart box.



Get her a cast iron pan you heathen.

 

[TripleBull]

 

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[cooper barrett]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[Mike Casselton]

Oh, I get it. Believe me.
Nothing worse than a TDY in a hotel without a sleep number bed, super fast internet and a rental car for every two, maybe three guys.

Oh, so you have been TDY with the smart guys.
Nice.

 

[Barneybdb]