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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Fellas be losing their minds over it am I right?
 
I watched this 6 times. I’m still not sure how many pancakes there are in a teablespoon. Spectacular tankers.


I get it. I really do. But what about about just taping a conversation table to the inside of the cabinet door like normal women? Or do they not teach that in home economics any longer?

Wait, they don’t teach home ec any longer. I think I see the problem.
 
But what about about just taping a conversation table to the inside of the cabinet door like normal women?
Look, I hate to be a drag, but women hardly need a conversation table to blabber on.

I would suggest a conversion table though…

May I suggest this one:

  • 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  • Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  • 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
  • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  • 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
  • Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
  • Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
  • 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
  • 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling