Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Why does a teaspoon have to be a teacup in the story? That’s fucking stupid, just have 3 teaspoons on the fucking table
Meanwhile in Texas, just two guys working on a Camaro.
LOTS of places I can think of like that. We once drove 30 some miles just so we could pack an elk 3 miles instead of 5 miles.
I get it. I really do. But what about about just taping a conversation table to the inside of the cabinet door like normal women? Or do they not teach that in home economics any longer?
Wait, they don’t teach home ec any longer. I think I see the problem.
Not true you can get it in some prisons but they make it in the toilet.
Look, I hate to be a drag, but women hardly need a conversation table to blabber on.
I would suggest a conversion table though…
May I suggest this one:
- 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
- Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
- 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Do they check to see if you're shooting blanks?
Airline reservations made..
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Throw them in the air at the trap range.
Or stand them up at 600+ yards.
