Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Not true you can get it in some prisons but they make it in the toilet.
Look, I hate to be a drag, but women hardly need a conversation table to blabber on.
I would suggest a conversion table though…
May I suggest this one:
- 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
- Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
- 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Do they check to see if you're shooting blanks?
Airline reservations made..
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You spelled OnlyFans wrong.
Throw them in the air at the trap range.
Or stand them up at 600+ yards.
<< Insert Alec Baldwin joke here >>
When all the pride flag stuff started up I grabbed a old pic of my father from the 60’s and said how’d mom marry ..I never knew you were gay.
He actually laughed a little
